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i got so fucking drunk last night that i tried to break into a car to drive a few blocks back to the house so i wouldnt have to walk. jesus.

in other news, i got a new car. a fucking kurt-mobile. its a '01 focus and its very red. i have to learn how to drive the shit though, ive never had a car...
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captspaulding:
You crazy man, you. Don't forget about telling the random stranger dude to "Fuck Off" in step to your stumble. I swear to the gods of boozing that I will have a camera on you the next time we go out. It is a sight worth seeing twice. In a good way.

You're the shit, Dave.
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lenox:
That picture is so friggin awesome...and im in love with the moehawk going on there.

thanks for the comment, hun!
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im addicted to the godfather game. so frickin awesome. i cant wait to get home from my 3 hour shift to have some cider and assasinate all the dons in the city.

in related news, i need to find a way to keep myself from falling alseep on the couch. our fucking couch is dangerous.
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little brother is playing a free show on sat. april 1st at uncw. be there or be square.

if you havent heard little brother yet, i highly suggest that you get on limewire and start downloading now.
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i thought i exploded my heart the other day at the party. my chest has been hurting like a motherfucker ever since then. i went to the doctor this morning when i got up, and all the nurses were freaking out. my heart rate was through the roof. they asked me if i was nervous, to which i replied, fuck yes. im a heavy smoker...
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st patricks day was fucking insane. i started drinking at about 11am. i was completely passed out at 9:17pm. i had to be thrown into my bed. fuck. i fell off the hood of joshs car and landed face first on the grill. i busted my chin open, what a bloody mess. then i fell down the stairs. it was over after that. i also...
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party here today. free beer and food. booze too. msg me for directions.

all day.
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nothing makes me feel more accomplished than pulling my ass out of bed in the morning and cranking out an 8 page essay in a mere few hours.

i kinda wish i could stay this busy all the time. makes me feel good.

of course, im gonna feel much better once i take a shower and burn one down.

school aint got no shit for...
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holy fuck this week is going to suck.

if i can just make it to friday i can reward myself with some st pattys day fun.

party at our place. all day. food. beer. booze.
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im going out to get some cleaning supplies because our house is fucking disgusting. im going to try to be an industrious son of a bitch this week. i figure if im not going anywhere for the break the least i can do is get some much needed work done around here.

the dishes are going to be a fucking pain in the ass. they...
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