i got so fucking drunk last night that i tried to break into a car to drive a few blocks back to the house so i wouldnt have to walk. jesus.
in other news, i got a new car. a fucking kurt-mobile. its a '01 focus and its very red. i have to learn how to drive the shit though, ive never had a car...
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in other news, i got a new car. a fucking kurt-mobile. its a '01 focus and its very red. i have to learn how to drive the shit though, ive never had a car...
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lenox:
That picture is so friggin awesome...and im in love with the moehawk going on there.
thanks for the comment, hun!
thanks for the comment, hun!
im addicted to the godfather game. so frickin awesome. i cant wait to get home from my 3 hour shift to have some cider and assasinate all the dons in the city.
in related news, i need to find a way to keep myself from falling alseep on the couch. our fucking couch is dangerous.
in related news, i need to find a way to keep myself from falling alseep on the couch. our fucking couch is dangerous.
thursday is for the birds.
little brother is playing a free show on sat. april 1st at uncw. be there or be square.
if you havent heard little brother yet, i highly suggest that you get on limewire and start downloading now.
if you havent heard little brother yet, i highly suggest that you get on limewire and start downloading now.
i thought i exploded my heart the other day at the party. my chest has been hurting like a motherfucker ever since then. i went to the doctor this morning when i got up, and all the nurses were freaking out. my heart rate was through the roof. they asked me if i was nervous, to which i replied, fuck yes. im a heavy smoker...
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st patricks day was fucking insane. i started drinking at about 11am. i was completely passed out at 9:17pm. i had to be thrown into my bed. fuck. i fell off the hood of joshs car and landed face first on the grill. i busted my chin open, what a bloody mess. then i fell down the stairs. it was over after that. i also...
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party here today. free beer and food. booze too. msg me for directions.
all day.
all day.
nothing makes me feel more accomplished than pulling my ass out of bed in the morning and cranking out an 8 page essay in a mere few hours.
i kinda wish i could stay this busy all the time. makes me feel good.
of course, im gonna feel much better once i take a shower and burn one down.
school aint got no shit for...
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i kinda wish i could stay this busy all the time. makes me feel good.
of course, im gonna feel much better once i take a shower and burn one down.
school aint got no shit for...
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holy fuck this week is going to suck.
if i can just make it to friday i can reward myself with some st pattys day fun.
party at our place. all day. food. beer. booze.
if i can just make it to friday i can reward myself with some st pattys day fun.
party at our place. all day. food. beer. booze.
im going out to get some cleaning supplies because our house is fucking disgusting. im going to try to be an industrious son of a bitch this week. i figure if im not going anywhere for the break the least i can do is get some much needed work done around here.
the dishes are going to be a fucking pain in the ass. they...
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the dishes are going to be a fucking pain in the ass. they...
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You're the shit, Dave.