pogo_the_monkey

My boss is an asshole. Jenna called in saying that she had to take an emergency flight to Portland to take care of her cousin who has Cystic Fibrosis. Well he got mad so he didn't tell anyone she wasn't going to be there. I went into work I was working my usual shift but I damn near had to pull a double because Steve...
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I bought Fritz the Cat yesterday. It was differnet than I remember then it dawned on me it was The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat that I saw a while back. I guess I'll buy that one too.
Woke up early, went back to sleep, went with DrGonzo2000 to the tire place now I'm back home. And very bored. That's how it goes...

I want to update this journal but what do I say? Nothing interesting happened today. My life is the same benality day in and day out. Work, home, video games, girls that won't talk to me, materbation, wishing, hoping wanting.
SGB in a month. Oh yeah, that! WOO HOO! Can't wait. I half to sit through this stinky-ass boring town and all of its hell-like...
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A friend of mine was telling me tonight that they have booger flavored jellybeans. What kins of shit is that? There is also grass flavored, black pepper, vomit and earwax. The sour apples are the exact same color as the vomit ones. So you never know what your getting. Ewwww. ANyone else ever heard of those?

I'm wathcing Boogie Nights right now. God that has to be the best movie ever! I crack up everytime that Johnnie Doe loser screams "YES BITCH!!!" hahaha Good stuff.
Tomorrow I have the day off so.....I dunno. Someone come keep me company.

I am sunburned as shit! OUCH! My feet, legs, face,etc.

I'm going to the beach as soon as the sun comes up. Woo hoo! I need a football and a frisbee. Anyone want to help me out here? Or come with me?

I was hanging out with some friends at the local video store. We were playing games and we finally ran out of games to play so as a joke we played Barbie's Horse Adventures. I was deeply disturbed to find I was a champ at it! Undefeated! I was also undefeated in Sega Tennis. Hey don't knock that tennis game! It's fun as shit. Doc...
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DrGonzo has the most unique ability I've ever seen. He can make liquid spray out of people's noses like none other. Today we were riding on Truman Parkway on the way back from Krispy Kreme. We each got a flier for a free doughnut for buying one of those paper balloon Help the Kids things. Well we were riding like I said, and out of...
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