pogo_the_monkey

It's been almost a month since I've updated.

I got a new job and I should be starting next week. I had to take a piss test today which is not a problem for me. I then had to do a physical with the highlight being the hernia test. It was a two hand operation. He cupped my nuts with his dominate right hand and then pinch by my balls and told me to turn my head and cough. I know several nurses and they have told me before that the doctor doesn't make you cough anymore that it's more accurate if you strain. Maybe the doc just wanted deez nuts. Anyway it all went well after that so I got hired. Its a courier/delivery type job with lots of driving. I hate just standing around all day which is basically what I do now.

I went to a friend's birthday party two days ago. It was really boring. No stripper no nothing really. Hardly anyone showed up. We all got bored so we went to the Gold Club. That is the sixth time I've been there in the last two week. I was a little short on cash because I didn't know we were going to go there. I did manage a couple of dances from this beautiful redhead. DrGonzo2000 keeps bitching and moaing that he hasn't been invited yet. I keep trying to tell the guy that it's spur of the moment usually and he works night anyway. I got him a T-shirt and swore we'd all go next Thursday. I think that made the guy happy. What an asshole.

I called in sick today because I wasn't feeling well when I woke up. I'm feeling much better now. I think I'll go to the movies.