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I'm wathcing Boogie Nights right now. God that has to be the best movie ever! I crack up everytime that Johnnie Doe loser screams "YES BITCH!!!" hahaha Good stuff.
Tomorrow I have the day off so.....I dunno. Someone come keep me company.

I am sunburned as shit! OUCH! My feet, legs, face,etc.

I'm going to the beach as soon as the sun comes up. Woo hoo! I need a football and a frisbee. Anyone want to help me out here? Or come with me?

I was hanging out with some friends at the local video store. We were playing games and we finally ran out of games to play so as a joke we played Barbie's Horse Adventures. I was deeply disturbed to find I was a champ at it! Undefeated! I was also undefeated in Sega Tennis. Hey don't knock that tennis game! It's fun as shit. Doc...
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DrGonzo has the most unique ability I've ever seen. He can make liquid spray out of people's noses like none other. Today we were riding on Truman Parkway on the way back from Krispy Kreme. We each got a flier for a free doughnut for buying one of those paper balloon Help the Kids things. Well we were riding like I said, and out of...
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Day two of my three days off in a row. Getting very bored....I wonder what Gonzo is up to. God I must be bored. Oh I'm just kidding.

I finally bought the Special Edition of Fear and Loathing today. SCORE! I also got Jacob's Ladder.
I pissed off the guy at Dairy Queen earlier when I ordered a flurry. *use Apu's voice while reading the next part* "This is not McDonald's sir. This is Dairy Queen sir." I just hope he didn't spit in it.

Trailer trash was in the house tonight! We had a guy at one table with a hard-core skullet. By hard-core I mean clean shaven, Mr. Clean, Kojak smooth on top and long hair in the back. At the very next table we had a family of mullets. Represent! Ahhh it just doesn't get any better than Southeast Goergia.

I have a cable modem now! WOOO HOOO! Now I can look at the lovely ladies on this site much faster.
And my bangme.net numbers are now 24 yes and 5 no.
Going to watch 12 Monkeys now. ...

Good news: I'm going to the movies tomorrow with my dream girl.
Bad News: She is moving away to Oregon to take care of her cousin who is dying of TB therefore breaking my heart.

I bought a porno today called Taped College Confessinals Vol. 7 for $10. I'm watchng it right now and doing a lot of fast forwarding. I'm sorry but this one chick looks to old to be in college.

I went to see Hellboy on Fri. with DrGonzo (he kept falling asleep). It was pretty good. I've been on a poster kick lately adding Goodfellas and Scarface to my collection. Next will be Trainspotting and some Eschner artwork.