i just had a dream that i gave Howard Stern my virginity on a mattress in the sand underneath his beach house with the wind blowing and the waves crashing. and he was big... 
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Side note- Next time Carbon Leaf comes around, We will totally go and I will introduce you to the band
that was a very fast sequence of events.