First up, yep I decided to change my name to something with a little more imagination. And isn't Welsh for shit!
Here I am 24 hours after my laser treatment and I'm continuously leaking fluid out of my lovely blisters. I feel the envy radiating up my modem ( no euphemism intended!).
I have a blister on my right arm about the size of a 10p coin, about an inch in diameter. It's fucking gross. I look like have buboes!!!
There's a woman at our Cardiff office who I speak to quite often who has just the sexiest voice. She's just lovely, but I'd never met her. Until today.
I go out to the post office and come back to find the Cardiff boss (who comes over some times) and this stunning brunette in the office. And it turns out it's her. I'm in a foul mood, I'm lacking sleep, my son's pissing me off (again), and I'm leaking yellow pus all over the sleeves of white shirt!
Needless to say I made a sparkling impression! She left soon after. Thank you God, thank you so much.
Here I am 24 hours after my laser treatment and I'm continuously leaking fluid out of my lovely blisters. I feel the envy radiating up my modem ( no euphemism intended!).
I have a blister on my right arm about the size of a 10p coin, about an inch in diameter. It's fucking gross. I look like have buboes!!!
There's a woman at our Cardiff office who I speak to quite often who has just the sexiest voice. She's just lovely, but I'd never met her. Until today.
I go out to the post office and come back to find the Cardiff boss (who comes over some times) and this stunning brunette in the office. And it turns out it's her. I'm in a foul mood, I'm lacking sleep, my son's pissing me off (again), and I'm leaking yellow pus all over the sleeves of white shirt!
Needless to say I made a sparkling impression! She left soon after. Thank you God, thank you so much.
I'm sorry about your laser treatments. My sister did that to remove a perfectly good unicorn tattoo and it didn't look like a good thing.
So why do you always misfire inside my head?