poedelaire

Right then gents, look away now if you're squeamish.

I keep getting letters about my prostate, which apparently is imminent danger from all sorts. Today I was offered the way to avoid TURP. What's TURP you ask, so did I. Ooops.

I turned the letter over and it explained:

"First, the surgeon sticks a quarter-inch pipe way down into your penis (let me here you say Yeah, no , oh what a surprise), until it reaches just below the base of your bladder. Then they insert a hot wire loop to burn your Prostate, as part of the treatment."

Yeah thanks for your correspondance, I feel like I have a pen pal.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH and then again UURRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

Any takers??