have you ever been woken up by being repeatedly kicked in the side …

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i_am_ghost:
Yes. Once. 
oneimill:
You know, come to think of it, I haven't. I wonder if I'm missing out.

Eating left over christmas candy i found on my desk cause im fucking …

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wolfvillage:
Me too!!!! I'm eating the rest of my "white trash" that the wife made to hold me over until lunch o_O
calbalakrab:
hope it works out as happy pill, too. ☺️

bored at work and got sick of looking at my co workers disgusting cig…

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lanemeyer:
Technically I guess smoking DOES harm unborn boobies. ;)
mitchymitch93:
Love it 

you are my squishy

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thanks for the long distance hugs @dmaggot and @gargoyle23

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dmaggot:
@emibot Hugggs! <3
69yum:
heavenly

#mancrushmonday he's the starlord of my universe, chris pratt

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but even if he keeps on getting sexier it will always be the funny chubster that made us all love him

gargoyle23:
Are you saying chubby guys can't be sexy? :P
plumpp:
@gargoyle23  hahaha hell no! im saying i thought  he was awesome before

if you go to sleep on the wrong side of the bed its only seems natura…

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gargoyle23:
Then snuggles you shall have!
69yum:
cheer up buttercup

one does not simply grab his man purse and walk off after an explosi…

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tonight i watched: the equalizer

I liked it quite a lot actually.

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alessandromurgia:
Cool guys don't look at explosions!
alessandromurgia:
http://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo

#sundies #sexysunday #effyourbeautystandards

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danzig138:
Love! ♡
69yum:
just want to rub that beautiful bum

caption pending

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69yum:
"Anybody got something that fits between these two cushions?"
cjlowry2014sg:
Love your tits

relaxing morning #sundies

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plumpp:
@69yum yeah i like the light purple it keeps my hair from going that yucky yellow when its dyed
drawde01:
😍😍😍😍😍😍

oh beer thats still left over from nye, i heart you big time 💗

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dmaggot:
@emibot More beer and more kisses? :)
gargoyle23:
Cheesy but funny is a good description of me. :)

its hot

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andybeau:
Hah! The outfit's lovely, but it's like the wrapper to a great candy. 
plumpp:
@andybeau well thank you then :)
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