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ploptoken

Shreveport, LA

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Monday Apr 25, 2005

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so tell me, how am i suposed to smile every day, when i just want the people talking to me to shut up?

how does all that grey matter stay in your head when you are an idiot?

there are 11 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, those that don't and those that will ask me to explain this bad joke to them. and i think the third group is the kewlest, becaust ya'll have the bawls to actually want to learn something knew. don't read that and think... eleven people? but he only named three. leave a comment, and i'll reply.

yes, i'm that much of a dork. but haha, i'm a dork with a job, a apartment, a truck, tattoos and piercings. i dress the way i do, because i like when mall security follows me around thinking about to steal something. i dress this way, because i like parents to think i am what there kid could turn out to be like, if they don't love them more.

i like who i am because some day, people will know that i'm the man. and they were living in some MTV wanna be dream. fuck the bozos!

PS.
i left a little used condom under your pillow because the tooth fairy used your money to have to me do her like a Jr Prom Whore. kiss kiss kiss
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Hahahaha, you know my darling Natalie! what a small world.

And yeah, i get the do you work here thing too. It sucks. No, Ma'am i just had to organize this rack of dvd's, OCD's are a bitch. And I love Suncoast so much that i wear this lanyard to support them.


Oh, thanks for the condom. I knew that wasnt one of mine! biggrin
Apr 25, 2005
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well, next time you come in I will show you it in person. Hows that for customer service.!!!!!!! biggrin
Apr 26, 2005

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