plissken77

I spent the better part of the day staring at myself in the mirror.

Man I need to loose weight. I'm not crazy overweight but I can shed a few pounds. Like 30.

Here's the thing. I live in Los Angeles and for some reason if I don't fucking look like Brad Pitt in Troy or Fight Club I don't have a shot with any woman.

I know I'm generalizing and I know there are women in this state that beleive that what is on this inside counts but I have yet to meet them. Why cant we all just eat what we want, look like we do and have who ever we want. If only it were that easy.

Oh magic Geanie of the lamp grant me three wishes,

1) Make me look like Brad Pitt or Ryan Reynolds
2) Give me a Billion Dollars.
3) And Bring the boys over there home safe,

Good wishes, lets see if they come true.