*************I must have offended someone I am down to only 1 freind and my wife********************
Well I got the Tune up portion of the overhaul of the blue dragon done. Plugs wires, cap rotor, cleaned the throttlebody and upper intake manifold. Cleaned and reoiled my K&N filter, and really that was it.
When I was poking around I noticed some Antifreeze build-up on one of...
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Well I got the Tune up portion of the overhaul of the blue dragon done. Plugs wires, cap rotor, cleaned the throttlebody and upper intake manifold. Cleaned and reoiled my K&N filter, and really that was it.
When I was poking around I noticed some Antifreeze build-up on one of...
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Well I slept later than I wanted, so now it is off to the land of Shade tree auto mechanics.
Looks for update during the day. I figure I will at least loose a little blood, a lot of sweat, and Curse 20 times.
Looks for update during the day. I figure I will at least loose a little blood, a lot of sweat, and Curse 20 times.
mschrista:
only 20 times? wow thats nothing you should be around me when i work on my truck
thanks for the e-mails good morning to me
your ass look so yummie i just want to bite it
i'm going to see harry potter 3 in about an hour
good luck with your car
thanks for the e-mails good morning to me
i'm going to see harry potter 3 in about an hour
good luck with your car
Well, it wasn't that bad...but still have to get the Spawn of satan and his brother to bed tonight.
Tomorrow's weather looks beautiful, so I will be up at the buttcrack of dawn to get started on the car. Gotta do a whole crap load of stuff, gotta make a list tonight of things I absolutely have to do, and those that may be able...
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Tomorrow's weather looks beautiful, so I will be up at the buttcrack of dawn to get started on the car. Gotta do a whole crap load of stuff, gotta make a list tonight of things I absolutely have to do, and those that may be able...
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niobe:
He is a member you could ask him. If he responds then you will know.
mschrista:
Quizno's subs rock, but damn it if the last 2 that i had gave me diahreba for like 2 days after eating them.
this happen to me i haven't had them since
feel free to talk about anything i really don't care
this happen to me i haven't had them since
feel free to talk about anything i really don't care
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mschrista:
you like then i'm thinking about it i might post them in my profile first
mschrista:
anything for you
Totally random thought goin through my mind today.
Free oil change with purchase of Large Rubber Dildo?????????????????????
The dog lost 2 more puppy teeth today.
Do you or your partner have strange kinks that you find terribly sexy, but the rest of the world would think strange?
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says...
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Free oil change with purchase of Large Rubber Dildo?????????????????????
The dog lost 2 more puppy teeth today.
Do you or your partner have strange kinks that you find terribly sexy, but the rest of the world would think strange?
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says...
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niobe:
I wonder what she is doing now?
lilmissmorbid:
Do you or your partner have strange kinks that you find terribly sexy, but the rest of the world would think strange? Um yes...
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says " caution may erupt at anytime!" Yes but do you really want scott to see your asshole?
Did you see President's Regans funeral procession yesterday? kinda between barney takes
The hearse would have looked better if it was sitt on on 20's. Your touched only you would trick out a hearse. And was Regan really in there? No his body was relaced with ray charles's
Who would know? I do cause i am your god
Is it written somewhere that DIRECTV, must play TLOR movies at least on one channel at all times?
Sweetie its LOTR okay so im geeking out but honestly you should know this
Hey are you messing with my flashlight? Oh lord are you High again?
Have you seen my baseball? Uh huh sucked on them too
How many people do you honestly beleive pick their nose and eat it? counting you and me 2
Guys, do you ever have your balls fall through the pee hole in your boxers during the day? again your touched
Why can't more women have baby traits.....When they get a hold of something they immediately put it in their mouths? sigh.... I dont think the 6 second rule applies to penis's
If you could give yourself oral pleasure, would you ever leave the house. yes Id need to buy chapstick
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says " caution may erupt at anytime!" Yes but do you really want scott to see your asshole?
Did you see President's Regans funeral procession yesterday? kinda between barney takes
The hearse would have looked better if it was sitt on on 20's. Your touched only you would trick out a hearse. And was Regan really in there? No his body was relaced with ray charles's
Who would know? I do cause i am your god
Is it written somewhere that DIRECTV, must play TLOR movies at least on one channel at all times?
Sweetie its LOTR okay so im geeking out but honestly you should know this
Hey are you messing with my flashlight? Oh lord are you High again?
Have you seen my baseball? Uh huh sucked on them too
How many people do you honestly beleive pick their nose and eat it? counting you and me 2
Guys, do you ever have your balls fall through the pee hole in your boxers during the day? again your touched
Why can't more women have baby traits.....When they get a hold of something they immediately put it in their mouths? sigh.... I dont think the 6 second rule applies to penis's
If you could give yourself oral pleasure, would you ever leave the house. yes Id need to buy chapstick
Randome Beastie Boys lyrics
Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya...
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Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya...
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mschrista:
i would love to help but i don't know if my truck would make the drive and if i came down it would be to stay
staypuft:
thanks for the comment, that was nice of you. and yes, the stove was turned off. dont wanna brand the bottom!
Well it is gonna be hard to improve on the Poop story from friday but not everyday is as comical as that.
I've spent most of the afternoon groovin to the new beastie Boys album, (not available in stores for another week) gotta love alt.binaries.mp3.complete_cd.
An open letter to NYC is the joint.....I figure it is gonna be the hottest single for them since sabatoge....
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I've spent most of the afternoon groovin to the new beastie Boys album, (not available in stores for another week) gotta love alt.binaries.mp3.complete_cd.
An open letter to NYC is the joint.....I figure it is gonna be the hottest single for them since sabatoge....
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ratbugdave:
you like VWs? check out my pics, i have a '56 bug and an '89 16v GTI
lilmissmorbid:
sending you a driveby kiss sweetie
Happy hUMp daY!
Happy hUMp daY!
I came home today to find our puppy covered in his own shit in his cage. My oldest calls it Dibareba. So now the dilema is how to get him out of the cage without getting his shit all over me or on the carpet and out the back door which is 20 feet away.
I tried to leviate his ass to the door, but...
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I tried to leviate his ass to the door, but...
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niobe:
My mom and I didn't always get along though. This took a lot of time.
My mom and I didn't always get along though. This took a lot of time.
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it.
No use denying it I was really cranking it.
Dry you eyes and don't be so sad.
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad.
Kudos to whom can name the artist.
No use denying it I was really cranking it.
Dry you eyes and don't be so sad.
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad.
Kudos to whom can name the artist.
aikaterine:
You're Aimee's husband! Cool shit!
Thanks for the comment. And I'll definitely take the catholic school girl uniform request into consideration lol.
Can a dude get a yeast infection if he has sex with a women who has one?
Just wondering?
Life is getting better, work is still a pain in the ass. i hate when my boss decides to flex his muscle and point out a minor short coming, rather than seeing the amazing productivity of my department. Nothing like a dick in your ass when...
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Just wondering?
Life is getting better, work is still a pain in the ass. i hate when my boss decides to flex his muscle and point out a minor short coming, rather than seeing the amazing productivity of my department. Nothing like a dick in your ass when...
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niobe:
I don't think so.
Yes, there is nothing quite like a dick in the ass!!!!
At least you know HE'S enjoying it.
LOL!!!!

Yes, there is nothing quite like a dick in the ass!!!!
At least you know HE'S enjoying it.
LOL!!!!

I know you arent worried in the slightest just wanted to say it..