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daliyah:
your questions will be answered here 
daliyah:
skeeved
skeeved
I 
Sex
I 
Sex
I 
Sex
And I really really love dirty
Sex.
Okay I am not into beastiality, but I had to put something in here.
Sex
I
Sex
I
Sex
And I really really love dirty
Sex.
Okay I am not into beastiality, but I had to put something in here.
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daliyah:
So I'm ass out on video tapeing the sex....yeah, since the heat has decended on Naples....I need my own oxygen tank to walk outside......so lot and lots of time making stuff......and broccoli is good stuff....makes you pee green......... 
sex....yeah, since the heat has decended on Naples....I need my own oxygen tank to walk outside......so lot and lots of time making stuff......and broccoli is good stuff....makes you pee green.........
daliyah:
skeeved
skeevedAlice, please? Your dog, Alice -- it and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to...
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Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to...
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lilmissmorbid:
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Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?
Charlie: No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped
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Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?
Charlie: No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped
puresauciness:
I love the way Charlie rolls the shotglass acorss her cheek before she takes that shot. I really have wasted quite a bit of alcohol trying to be that damn cool.
daliyah:
okay....I was coming here to send the lightning bolts and firey death but I think YOUR picture wins... 
that dog picture hits to close to home....
that dog picture hits to close to home....
cheech:
That just looks so wrong....
So when monkeys fight with poo, do they use whatever poo's lying around, or do they create new poo on the spot? or some combination?
So when monkeys fight with poo, do they use whatever poo's lying around, or do they create new poo on the spot? or some combination?
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daliyah:
I think the patent ran out on that.....but we do have aa melon baller.....
cheech:
Knowing dogs and monkeys, I suppose this was inevitable. They share a love of humping everything... and poo.
with the time i waste on the life i never had i could've turned myself into a better man.
I am in a Deeply philosophical brooding mood today. What do you think these somewhat obscure lyrics mean.?
To me, there is a deep meaning behind these words. i think what the song writer is trying to say is that , it is human nature to...
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I am in a Deeply philosophical brooding mood today. What do you think these somewhat obscure lyrics mean.?
To me, there is a deep meaning behind these words. i think what the song writer is trying to say is that , it is human nature to...
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daliyah:
HAHAHAHAH
lilmissmorbid:
Give me the fuckin french fries......
Eheheheheheheheheheh
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hohohohohohohoh
Eheheheheheheheheheh
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hohohohohohohoh
Nothing really to report, corporate american sucks ass. I wish I would find another job doing what I do now, but with little to now bullshit.
It is amazing to me that people with almost no skills or common sense are allowed to remain employeed when those of us who bust our respective asses and put in the time and make good solid decisions get...
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It is amazing to me that people with almost no skills or common sense are allowed to remain employeed when those of us who bust our respective asses and put in the time and make good solid decisions get...
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ouioui:
That is probably true! My dream job is not to have to work at all and just be mom...But where I live that is almost impossible so I am a massaage therapist instead and it keeps me from corporate america....
puresauciness:
Why is it that in order to get a decent paycheck you always have to be some company's bitch? I hate that.
My dream job is to be a caterer or a baker. I want to make the world a fatter place by hooking people on my yummy confections. I love to cook italian food also. My other dream job involves paint, photoshop, a camera, a computer, canvas, etc...but I don't have enough skill to pull all that off yet. Believe me, one day I am going to give the job market a big fat middle finger and roll the fuck out!!!
And yes, the other night was all that you imagine it was! We have to meet so you can take nakie pictures of me and the wife.
My dream job is to be a caterer or a baker. I want to make the world a fatter place by hooking people on my yummy confections. I love to cook italian food also. My other dream job involves paint, photoshop, a camera, a computer, canvas, etc...but I don't have enough skill to pull all that off yet. Believe me, one day I am going to give the job market a big fat middle finger and roll the fuck out!!!
And yes, the other night was all that you imagine it was! We have to meet so you can take nakie pictures of me and the wife.
My journal entry was going to be a praise to a male body part, but I decided I would leave the testicle seranade for another day.
Today we are going my dogs obession with dirty diapers. He will eat through a garbage bag to get to one. Now there are only a few things in the this world more vile than that which comes out...
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Today we are going my dogs obession with dirty diapers. He will eat through a garbage bag to get to one. Now there are only a few things in the this world more vile than that which comes out...
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puresauciness:
I could seriously see your dog taggin this guy. That would be funny as hell. Nice to meet ya, and I am sure I'll be seeing you in person soon.
lilmissmorbid:
You are touched in every manner of the word.
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm bitch! that makes me soooo happy!
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm bitch! that makes me soooo happy!
The PERVERT has been reborn!!!
The license plate on my car reads PERVERT, so today as I pull into my parking lot at home, 2 girls pull up and ask me if I was really a pervert. So of course I answered that I yes I am. Two which the response was, "I don't beleive it." "Nahh you don't look like one."
Why would someone...
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The license plate on my car reads PERVERT, so today as I pull into my parking lot at home, 2 girls pull up and ask me if I was really a pervert. So of course I answered that I yes I am. Two which the response was, "I don't beleive it." "Nahh you don't look like one."
Why would someone...
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mschrista:
well i need $3000 out of it i'm sure i'm not going to get 
ouioui:
Hello MissNorbid's hubby.. 
[C]The PERVERT has been reborn!!![/C]