Not to Brag or anything, but I just had the best sex of my life with my wife. She is utterly amazing in bed and although some others may Lust after her, only I will know the sweet sweet touch of her body. Yeah I know I sound conceited, but good lordy the experience was almost religious and I am totally devoted to the temple of lilmissmorbid.

ALL PRAISE YEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is good again.