playskoolpimp

Okay it has been a while for an entry, I would like to say I have been busy, but it has only been the usual day to day life that has made me unable to write in this thing.

The other night Miss Morbid and I had dinner with some really cool people, had a rockin time, even though it was way past my bedtime when we finally got home.

Now for the amusing story that is my life:

Today while at work, I get a call from the little lady informing me that my oldest son had cracked an egg over our youngest sons head. That is not the funny part. The funny part was the fact that the 3 year old was surprised that no baby chicken came out of the shelll.

I guess it was funnier than it sounds.

Well upon sharing this tidbit of humor with my boss, he told me a story of something his 3 year old did.

He came into his living room one night to find his son naked on the couch. Apparently that is not unusual in their house due to the fact that they are trying to potty train him.

Well as my boss sits down on his couch he notices his wife sitting across the room with a very disturbed look on her face. He looks to her as if to ask what is wrong, and she just looks at their oldest son and shakes her head.

About this time, my boss takes a good look at what his son is doin. Apparently he has a "LeapFrog" radio which has a lot of buttons on it that kids can press and it say the alphabet etc....

Well in the words of my boss

"He had managed to get a stiffy, and was using it to press the buttons on the radio"

Have fun, be safe, and rock out with ya cock out.