Alice, please? Your dog, Alice -- it and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay.
What if your favorite line from " A long kiss goodnight."?
Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to stay.

What if your favorite line from " A long kiss goodnight."?
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Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?
Charlie: No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped