My journal entry was going to be a praise to a male body part, but I decided I would leave the testicle seranade for another day.
Today we are going my dogs obession with dirty diapers. He will eat through a garbage bag to get to one. Now there are only a few things in the this world more vile than that which comes out of a child/infats ass. But this rough and tumble pitbull/lab will dig in to that thing like it is his favorite meal.
Now despite the shear putride smell of the urine/poop filled he will chew on it with all his might. Now we do our best to keep them from him, but somehow he will do what ever is nescessary to get his teeth into one of them.
If he were an outside dog, and never came inside, I would let him eat them till his little tummy was full. (yeah i know but he would be out of my hair sooner.) He is an inside dog. therefore when he gets a hold of one of those little bundles of joy, it presents a few problems for me as the homeowner.
1) It was bad enough changing the kids diaper the first time, now I have to clean up bits and pieces of it.
2) Now the dog has shit breath. Literally. So if he should sneak up and give you a nice wet one after his mid afternoon shit snack, you are left with human shit/piss on you.
3) For some odd reason the dog feels necessary to find the most remote area of the whole house to lay and enjoy his wonderful sack of crap.
Oh well, I better go clean up his latest conquest, got a hold of one that was from my oldest son's afternoon nap. Must have weight 5 pounds or so.
This is not me, and yes that is a diaper sausage courtesy of diaper genie. I would love to see my dog running down the street after this jackass.
Today we are going my dogs obession with dirty diapers. He will eat through a garbage bag to get to one. Now there are only a few things in the this world more vile than that which comes out of a child/infats ass. But this rough and tumble pitbull/lab will dig in to that thing like it is his favorite meal.
Now despite the shear putride smell of the urine/poop filled he will chew on it with all his might. Now we do our best to keep them from him, but somehow he will do what ever is nescessary to get his teeth into one of them.
If he were an outside dog, and never came inside, I would let him eat them till his little tummy was full. (yeah i know but he would be out of my hair sooner.) He is an inside dog. therefore when he gets a hold of one of those little bundles of joy, it presents a few problems for me as the homeowner.
1) It was bad enough changing the kids diaper the first time, now I have to clean up bits and pieces of it.
2) Now the dog has shit breath. Literally. So if he should sneak up and give you a nice wet one after his mid afternoon shit snack, you are left with human shit/piss on you.
3) For some odd reason the dog feels necessary to find the most remote area of the whole house to lay and enjoy his wonderful sack of crap.
Oh well, I better go clean up his latest conquest, got a hold of one that was from my oldest son's afternoon nap. Must have weight 5 pounds or so.
This is not me, and yes that is a diaper sausage courtesy of diaper genie. I would love to see my dog running down the street after this jackass.
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mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm bitch! that makes me soooo happy!