playskoolpimp:
Stuff
Totally random thought goin through my mind today.
Free oil change with purchase of Large Rubber Dildo?????????????????????
The dog lost 2 more puppy teeth today.
Do you or your partner have strange kinks that you find terribly sexy, but the rest of the world would think strange?
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says...
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Free oil change with purchase of Large Rubber Dildo?????????????????????
The dog lost 2 more puppy teeth today.
Do you or your partner have strange kinks that you find terribly sexy, but the rest of the world would think strange?
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says...
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niobe:
I wonder what she is doing now?
lilmissmorbid:
Do you or your partner have strange kinks that you find terribly sexy, but the rest of the world would think strange? Um yes...
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says " caution may erupt at anytime!" Yes but do you really want scott to see your asshole?
Did you see President's Regans funeral procession yesterday? kinda between barney takes
The hearse would have looked better if it was sitt on on 20's. Your touched only you would trick out a hearse. And was Regan really in there? No his body was relaced with ray charles's
Who would know? I do cause i am your god
Is it written somewhere that DIRECTV, must play TLOR movies at least on one channel at all times?
Sweetie its LOTR okay so im geeking out but honestly you should know this
Hey are you messing with my flashlight? Oh lord are you High again?
Have you seen my baseball? Uh huh sucked on them too
How many people do you honestly beleive pick their nose and eat it? counting you and me 2
Guys, do you ever have your balls fall through the pee hole in your boxers during the day? again your touched
Why can't more women have baby traits.....When they get a hold of something they immediately put it in their mouths? sigh.... I dont think the 6 second rule applies to penis's
If you could give yourself oral pleasure, would you ever leave the house. yes Id need to buy chapstick
Do think think a person with irratable bowel syndrom should get a tattoo above their asshole that says " caution may erupt at anytime!" Yes but do you really want scott to see your asshole?
Did you see President's Regans funeral procession yesterday? kinda between barney takes
The hearse would have looked better if it was sitt on on 20's. Your touched only you would trick out a hearse. And was Regan really in there? No his body was relaced with ray charles's
Who would know? I do cause i am your god
Is it written somewhere that DIRECTV, must play TLOR movies at least on one channel at all times?
Sweetie its LOTR okay so im geeking out but honestly you should know this
Hey are you messing with my flashlight? Oh lord are you High again?
Have you seen my baseball? Uh huh sucked on them too
How many people do you honestly beleive pick their nose and eat it? counting you and me 2
Guys, do you ever have your balls fall through the pee hole in your boxers during the day? again your touched
Why can't more women have baby traits.....When they get a hold of something they immediately put it in their mouths? sigh.... I dont think the 6 second rule applies to penis's
If you could give yourself oral pleasure, would you ever leave the house. yes Id need to buy chapstick
Randome Beastie Boys lyrics
Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya...
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Because I Saw Ya At The Check Out Line
You Dropped Your Coupons And You Were Looking Fine
Sophisicated, And So Mature
I Couldn't Really Care If You're 50 Or 74
Becaues I Want Ya, And I Need Ya
Hey Boomin' Granny You Could Be My Teacher
And I Could Be Your Pet, Bet
Listen Old Lady I'm Gonna Make Ya...
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mschrista:
i would love to help but i don't know if my truck would make the drive and if i came down it would be to stay
staypuft:
thanks for the comment, that was nice of you. and yes, the stove was turned off. dont wanna brand the bottom!
Well it is gonna be hard to improve on the Poop story from friday but not everyday is as comical as that.
I've spent most of the afternoon groovin to the new beastie Boys album, (not available in stores for another week) gotta love alt.binaries.mp3.complete_cd.
An open letter to NYC is the joint.....I figure it is gonna be the hottest single for them since sabatoge....
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I've spent most of the afternoon groovin to the new beastie Boys album, (not available in stores for another week) gotta love alt.binaries.mp3.complete_cd.
An open letter to NYC is the joint.....I figure it is gonna be the hottest single for them since sabatoge....
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ratbugdave:
you like VWs? check out my pics, i have a '56 bug and an '89 16v GTI
lilmissmorbid:
sending you a driveby kiss sweetie
Happy hUMp daY!
Happy hUMp daY!
I came home today to find our puppy covered in his own shit in his cage. My oldest calls it Dibareba. So now the dilema is how to get him out of the cage without getting his shit all over me or on the carpet and out the back door which is 20 feet away.
I tried to leviate his ass to the door, but...
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I tried to leviate his ass to the door, but...
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niobe:
My mom and I didn't always get along though. This took a lot of time.
My mom and I didn't always get along though. This took a lot of time.
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it.
No use denying it I was really cranking it.
Dry you eyes and don't be so sad.
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad.
Kudos to whom can name the artist.
No use denying it I was really cranking it.
Dry you eyes and don't be so sad.
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad.
Kudos to whom can name the artist.
aikaterine:
You're Aimee's husband! Cool shit! Thanks for the comment. And I'll definitely take the catholic school girl uniform request into consideration lol.
Thanks for the comment. And I'll definitely take the catholic school girl uniform request into consideration lol.Can a dude get a yeast infection if he has sex with a women who has one?
Just wondering?
Life is getting better, work is still a pain in the ass. i hate when my boss decides to flex his muscle and point out a minor short coming, rather than seeing the amazing productivity of my department. Nothing like a dick in your ass when...
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Just wondering?
Life is getting better, work is still a pain in the ass. i hate when my boss decides to flex his muscle and point out a minor short coming, rather than seeing the amazing productivity of my department. Nothing like a dick in your ass when...
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niobe:
I don't think so.
Yes, there is nothing quite like a dick in the ass!!!!
At least you know HE'S enjoying it.
LOL!!!!
Yes, there is nothing quite like a dick in the ass!!!!
At least you know HE'S enjoying it.
LOL!!!!
OSHA visited us at work today. What a joy that was. I had a phone interview that didn't go too well. I called 2 people for the open position in my department, and my good friend is going through a tought time in his marriage.
All in all a typical day in the life of me.
If it weren't for DRAMA I wold lead a...
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All in all a typical day in the life of me.
If it weren't for DRAMA I wold lead a...
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mschrista:
why be normal? whats the fun in that
niobe:
That sounds interesting.
Why do I always wake up with a headache? maybe because I have sleep apnea? Maybe because I haven't had a good nights sleep in 3 years? Not sure. But ARRGGG this is a pain in the ass.
I also lack the ability to sleep late. I nornally get up at:30am every weekday, so when Sat or Sun roll around, I am wide awake at...
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I also lack the ability to sleep late. I nornally get up at:30am every weekday, so when Sat or Sun roll around, I am wide awake at...
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niobe:
It's raining here too.
There are so many hot naked chicks on this site. They are better to look at than me. Take my word for it.
There are so many hot naked chicks on this site. They are better to look at than me. Take my word for it.
niobe:
Ahhh, I see.
TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM
mschrista:
thanks for the laugh i wish i could find a guy that thought that way about me in real life if you look in my profile pic you will find VW pic from last weekend the truck at the end of the set are my old s-10 and my blazer i drive everyday
i like
the truck at the end of the set are my old s-10 and my blazer i drive everyday
i like
mschrista:
FANTASY: Inkbutterflys smothering me with her huge boobs. =)
your funny but you have to share with your girl
your funny but you have to share with your girl
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unknowntrigram:
Welcome to the BCB group. Sorry it took so long. I was busy moving.
lilmissmorbid:
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Melissa Etheridge, Jewel, Sophie B. hawkins, Joan Osbourne.
I am not in love
But I'm open to persuasion
East or West
Where's the best
For romancing
With a friend
I can smile
But with a lover
I could hold my head back
I could really laugh
Really laugh
Thank you
You took me dancing
'Cross the floor
Cheek to cheek
But with a lover
I...
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I am not in love
But I'm open to persuasion
East or West
Where's the best
For romancing
With a friend
I can smile
But with a lover
I could hold my head back
I could really laugh
Really laugh
Thank you
You took me dancing
'Cross the floor
Cheek to cheek
But with a lover
I...
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lilmissmorbid:
I swear yippy ky ohhhhhhhh rideum cowboy!!!
Have a fabulous day at work call me and let me know what your wearing
Have a fabulous day at work call me and let me know what your wearing
ginacherry:
I have no clue.