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daliyah:
I think the patent ran out on that.....but we do have aa melon baller..... 
cheech:
Knowing dogs and monkeys, I suppose this was inevitable. They share a love of humping everything... and poo.
with the time i waste on the life i never had i could've turned myself into a better man.
I am in a Deeply philosophical brooding mood today. What do you think these somewhat obscure lyrics mean.?
To me, there is a deep meaning behind these words. i think what the song writer is trying to say is that , it is human nature to...
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I am in a Deeply philosophical brooding mood today. What do you think these somewhat obscure lyrics mean.?
To me, there is a deep meaning behind these words. i think what the song writer is trying to say is that , it is human nature to...
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daliyah:
HAHAHAHAH 
lilmissmorbid:
Give me the fuckin french fries......
Eheheheheheheheheheh
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hohohohohohohoh
Eheheheheheheheheheh
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hohohohohohohoh
Nothing really to report, corporate american sucks ass. I wish I would find another job doing what I do now, but with little to now bullshit.
It is amazing to me that people with almost no skills or common sense are allowed to remain employeed when those of us who bust our respective asses and put in the time and make good solid decisions get...
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It is amazing to me that people with almost no skills or common sense are allowed to remain employeed when those of us who bust our respective asses and put in the time and make good solid decisions get...
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ouioui:
That is probably true! My dream job is not to have to work at all and just be mom...But where I live that is almost impossible so I am a massaage therapist instead and it keeps me from corporate america....
puresauciness:
Why is it that in order to get a decent paycheck you always have to be some company's bitch? I hate that.
My dream job is to be a caterer or a baker. I want to make the world a fatter place by hooking people on my yummy confections. I love to cook italian food also. My other dream job involves paint, photoshop, a camera, a computer, canvas, etc...but I don't have enough skill to pull all that off yet. Believe me, one day I am going to give the job market a big fat middle finger and roll the fuck out!!!
And yes, the other night was all that you imagine it was! We have to meet so you can take nakie pictures of me and the wife.
My dream job is to be a caterer or a baker. I want to make the world a fatter place by hooking people on my yummy confections. I love to cook italian food also. My other dream job involves paint, photoshop, a camera, a computer, canvas, etc...but I don't have enough skill to pull all that off yet. Believe me, one day I am going to give the job market a big fat middle finger and roll the fuck out!!!
And yes, the other night was all that you imagine it was! We have to meet so you can take nakie pictures of me and the wife.
My journal entry was going to be a praise to a male body part, but I decided I would leave the testicle seranade for another day.
Today we are going my dogs obession with dirty diapers. He will eat through a garbage bag to get to one. Now there are only a few things in the this world more vile than that which comes out...
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Today we are going my dogs obession with dirty diapers. He will eat through a garbage bag to get to one. Now there are only a few things in the this world more vile than that which comes out...
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puresauciness:
I could seriously see your dog taggin this guy. That would be funny as hell. Nice to meet ya, and I am sure I'll be seeing you in person soon.
lilmissmorbid:
You are touched in every manner of the word.
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm bitch! that makes me soooo happy!
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm bitch! that makes me soooo happy!
The PERVERT has been reborn!!!
The license plate on my car reads PERVERT, so today as I pull into my parking lot at home, 2 girls pull up and ask me if I was really a pervert. So of course I answered that I yes I am. Two which the response was, "I don't beleive it." "Nahh you don't look like one."
Why would someone...
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The license plate on my car reads PERVERT, so today as I pull into my parking lot at home, 2 girls pull up and ask me if I was really a pervert. So of course I answered that I yes I am. Two which the response was, "I don't beleive it." "Nahh you don't look like one."
Why would someone...
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mschrista:
well i need $3000 out of it i'm sure i'm not going to get 
ouioui:
Hello MissNorbid's hubby.. 
[C]The PERVERT has been reborn!!![/C]
*************I must have offended someone I am down to only 1 freind and my wife********************
Well I got the Tune up portion of the overhaul of the blue dragon done. Plugs wires, cap rotor, cleaned the throttlebody and upper intake manifold. Cleaned and reoiled my K&N filter, and really that was it.
When I was poking around I noticed some Antifreeze build-up on one of...
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Well I got the Tune up portion of the overhaul of the blue dragon done. Plugs wires, cap rotor, cleaned the throttlebody and upper intake manifold. Cleaned and reoiled my K&N filter, and really that was it.
When I was poking around I noticed some Antifreeze build-up on one of...
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niobe:
Yep.
lilmissmorbid:
wow sounds like someones turned into polly pissy pants.. Ah well you will make more friends my dear no worries.
I know you arent worried in the slightest just wanted to say it..
I know you arent worried in the slightest just wanted to say it..
Well I slept later than I wanted, so now it is off to the land of Shade tree auto mechanics.
Looks for update during the day. I figure I will at least loose a little blood, a lot of sweat, and Curse 20 times.
Looks for update during the day. I figure I will at least loose a little blood, a lot of sweat, and Curse 20 times.
mschrista:
only 20 times? wow thats nothing you should be around me when i work on my truck 
thanks for the e-mails good morning to me
your ass look so yummie i just want to bite it
i'm going to see harry potter 3 in about an hour
good luck with your car
thanks for the e-mails good morning to me
your ass look so yummie i just want to bite it
i'm going to see harry potter 3 in about an hour
good luck with your car
Well, it wasn't that bad...but still have to get the Spawn of satan and his brother to bed tonight.
Tomorrow's weather looks beautiful, so I will be up at the buttcrack of dawn to get started on the car. Gotta do a whole crap load of stuff, gotta make a list tonight of things I absolutely have to do, and those that may be able...
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Tomorrow's weather looks beautiful, so I will be up at the buttcrack of dawn to get started on the car. Gotta do a whole crap load of stuff, gotta make a list tonight of things I absolutely have to do, and those that may be able...
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niobe:
He is a member you could ask him. If he responds then you will know.
mschrista:
Quizno's subs rock, but damn it if the last 2 that i had gave me diahreba for like 2 days after eating them.
this happen to me i haven't had them since
feel free to talk about anything i really don't care
this happen to me i haven't had them since
feel free to talk about anything i really don't care
playskoolpimp:
other
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mschrista:
you like then i'm thinking about it i might post them in my profile first
mschrista:
anything for you
that dog picture hits to close to home....
So when monkeys fight with poo, do they use whatever poo's lying around, or do they create new poo on the spot? or some combination?