Haven't felt much like writing in this thing lately. Not sure why?
Maybe cause I am getting a year older on saturday? Probably not, i am still a year away from the big 3-0.
I have been counting calories for about a month now, and I am 1 pound away from my short term goal of losing 20 pounds before my birthday. YAAAA ME!
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Maybe cause I am getting a year older on saturday? Probably not, i am still a year away from the big 3-0.
I have been counting calories for about a month now, and I am 1 pound away from my short term goal of losing 20 pounds before my birthday. YAAAA ME!
The...
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mschrista:
how was your b-day? i miss you 
daliyah:
HAppy Belated Birthday Snazzy Britches....COngrates too!
Quick journal entry....
What is your favorite line from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory?
Mine:
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly...
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What is your favorite line from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory?
Mine:
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly...
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daliyah:
HApPy SaTuRdAy!!!!
HApPy SaTuRdAy!!!!
ouioui:
The site looks cool! I wish I could do that. So your bro is a race car driver? cool.. What kind of cars are those? Ya know stock, funny ect..
Well today I got to tell a Grocery store clerk to mind her own business.
I have been counting calories for a few weeks now, and I can say I have lost 10 pounds. YIPEEE!!!!!!!!!!! In order to do so I have been eating lean cuisine and healthy choice entrees, so I can count calories easier and get portion size undercontrol.
Well today I went...
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I have been counting calories for a few weeks now, and I can say I have lost 10 pounds. YIPEEE!!!!!!!!!!! In order to do so I have been eating lean cuisine and healthy choice entrees, so I can count calories easier and get portion size undercontrol.
Well today I went...
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daliyah:
I kicked a man so hard in the nuts..not only did he cry but had to go to the hospital...... 
mschrista:
can't think of any
hi you big sexy beast how about a BCB set for me or my be we can play traid again what ya think?
hi you big sexy beast how about a BCB set for me or my be we can play traid again what ya think?
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daliyah:
taste like a hookers' panties at dawn.
taste like a hookers' panties at dawn.
daliyah:
It's a cum catcher .........well known in the biz 
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daliyah:
The eyes can see my sin.....(runs away)
mschrista:
whos the sexy boy in the profile pic 
The woman who played matchmaker for Scott Peterson and his mistress Amber Frey told jurors at his double-murder trial that the married fertilizer salesman passed himself as a love-starved widow so hungry for sex he considered engraving "horny bastard" on his business cards..
would it be rude to steal that idea?
I am thinking of getting the chinese symbols for pervert tattoo'd on me this...
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would it be rude to steal that idea?
I am thinking of getting the chinese symbols for pervert tattoo'd on me this...
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mschrista:
i don't under stand putting chinese symbols on people who aren't chinese so i say no but its your body
mschrista:
why spank you i mean thank you cutie hope you guys have a good weekend
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mschrista:
i'm going to try to see somr fierworks this weekend but thats about it
lilmissmorbid:
Sigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
lets take nekkie shots of ourself tonight and send them to our families
lets take nekkie shots of ourself tonight and send them to our families
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daliyah:
Nope........but I am no stranger to the two job to get through school and 12 hour shifts.........the job situation here is a long list and only after the Italians .......
mschrista:
that was just wrong 
puresauciness:
Owwwwww. That would have sucked up the ass!
daliyah:
Is sad that shit still happens...I would much rather see naked people run.........but I have to say that fucker deserved it! 
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daliyah:
skeeved
skeevedI 
Sex
I 
Sex
I 
Sex
And I really really love dirty
Sex.
Okay I am not into beastiality, but I had to put something in here.
Sex
I
Sex
I
Sex
And I really really love dirty
Sex.
Okay I am not into beastiality, but I had to put something in here.
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daliyah:
So I'm ass out on video tapeing the sex....yeah, since the heat has decended on Naples....I need my own oxygen tank to walk outside......so lot and lots of time making stuff......and broccoli is good stuff....makes you pee green......... 
sex....yeah, since the heat has decended on Naples....I need my own oxygen tank to walk outside......so lot and lots of time making stuff......and broccoli is good stuff....makes you pee green.........
daliyah:
skeeved
skeevedAlice, please? Your dog, Alice -- it and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to...
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Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Simple: he's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention and I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge, is either gone for good... or there to...
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lilmissmorbid:
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Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?
Charlie: No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped
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Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?
Charlie: No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped
puresauciness:
I love the way Charlie rolls the shotglass acorss her cheek before she takes that shot. I really have wasted quite a bit of alcohol trying to be that damn cool.