well, im happy to say my body kicked the flu just in time for the holiday festivities. Yeah! 
now i can get totally shitfaced and have a good time without shittin my pants or pukin. 
i hope all of you have a good holiday. be safe and stay healthy. 
now i can get totally shitfaced and have a good time without shittin my pants or pukin. i hope all of you have a good holiday. be safe and stay healthy.
One fun thing you can do with your leftover sniffles (if any) is just every once in a while in public blurt out "Damn, I've had this flu for a MONTH! I wonder what smallpox symptoms are?"
Of course, it's more fun with my golden complexion and beard when I say that in the urban mecca of hicksville called New Orleans.