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I have been put on the short summer waiting list at northwestern, from which 20-25% of candidates are offered admission.

My hair is no longer responding favorably to american crew grooming cream. I need a new product.

My computer is totally broken and I am typing on my old AMD-K6 550mhz still

I am working at the nickel arcade.

I might be getting a better job soon. I am registered with 3 temp agencies, and two of them keep threatening me with manna from heaven. I expect nothing, however.

I am unfettered and poised at the ready, catlike, waiting to spring.