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I was told today "Everytime I look at you, I can't help but think of David Byrne."



Unfortunately, I was told this by a 6'3" heavyset male co-worker, as opposed to a nubile female Talking Heads fan. Still the best compliment I have recieved in a while.

Hey, would you look at that? SuicideGirls is now a dating site. Well ok, I'll bite. But how do I describe myself? I know: you do it!

Describe me in 250 words or less. I'll put the funniest/ truest description in my profile.