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I'm pretty great.

for example, do you know that I love rocking out? it's true! there's nothing I like better than a squeally guitar solo over a fat bassline and a driving drum beat. Yep. Give me a rad tune and I will rock out with my cock out all day long.

know what else? I'm smart as the dickens. Other people are wearing helmets and drooling over themselves just trying to figure out how to not fall down. Not me! Nope. I'm just about to graduate from a really hard college, and I'm even writing a 100 page thesis almost all by myself!

I also like to drink and party. I'm not some nerd, you know. I like to hang out with my friends until really late, cracking jokes and cans of bud. And all my friends are cool and hott, and they like me, 'cause I'm cool and hott too.

But don't get me wrong. I'm responsible too. I mean, I have two jobs. At one I'm even the boss of people kinda. Did I mention that I am writing a 100 page thesis almost all by myself?

And these are just a few of my many great qualities.

Yeah, so I'm pretty great, even when I procrastinate on suicidegirls instead of working on the 100 page thesis I'm writing almost all by myself.

Y'all feel free to go on and think of some more reasons why I'm pretty great, if you want to. Hell you can even write them down right here in my journal. I won't mind, cause I'm a pretty great guy!