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When the person you try and get out to Colorado from LA decides, oh hey, I need $1,000 to get there, you soon realize, well, I guess you'd best become a prostitute cause I ain't made of money

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Cheesiest pickup lines, girls, guys? I don't care, I'll start, "Hey girl, your top looks so hot, it would look even hotter on my bedroom floor

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juliuschilds:
Is your body from mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it
woodsman29:
You must be from Jamaica, cause Jamaican me horny!