plasmajam917

i hate self-righteous vagina women. the ones who think it's empowering because they bleed for a week every month. those berman and berman women, who can talk about their periods and how glorious their childbirths were. i hate them. that's like men going around wearing golden cowns for bust'n nut in the bathroom stall or dropping a rocket after breakfast. it's not empowering, it's annoying. men don't look up to you for that and if they do, they need to pull the furby out of their ass. not being afraid to do "un-girly" shit and looking glamourous at the same time, that's empowering. i'll pick my nose in the movie line and probably eat it if it looks appetizing. i like girls who can kick ass in lace and stilletos, while downing a beef burrito and not worrying about what's stuck in their teeth. i like girls who can jack off with a microphone on stage (jenny hurricane). i like girls who aren't afraid to do what they really want to do and that doesn't just include mountain climbing while talking about your menstral cycle so loud and proud so's the men and women miles away can know you have a HEAVY FLOW. RAWR! jackass. those are the women that say "you're gross!" for burping in their presence while they're talking tampon circumfrence.

i also hate whiney bitchy highschool-like girls. but anyone can say that. girls who start shit with socially and emotionally weaker people for an ego boost. girls who treat other girls like shit and girls who play mind games with people (WOAH!!! WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT?!?!? haha, dumb bitch, i'll piss in your mouth). you just encourage guys to treat you like crap which just encourages vagina women and we can all live without those.