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Im bored as well and have some odd news from a few weeks back. So the guy who impregnated my mom to bring me into this world got arrested for like the 600th time, but this time wasnt the usual DUI, nor was it another drunken assault charge. It was the often comical Public Indecency...Im so proud. But heres the kicker, he's still married to my mother...for now, and the act he was doing was NOT with my mother, it was with some bar skank. To add insult to this funny Springer moment, the woman's last name is Crawford(oh it has relevance) which coincidentally is also my grandmother on my "father's" sides maiden name. Ok rule number on in dealing with small town sex...NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET INTO A SEXUAL SITUATION WITH ANYONE WHO SHARES A LAST NAME OF SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY. This jackass has cause an embarrassment to my entire family, hometown, but not to himself. And my mom has FINALLY decided to get the divorce...as opposed to when she should have years ago, but Im glad to see she's finally had a change of heart, and i hope she's gonna take him for everthing he has and ever will have. This has also inspired me to finally change my last name from Colliver to ______, i want to change it to Fender(my grandparent's and mother's maiden name) but I may take my lovely fiance's name instead(how romantic of me) which may cause some serious ridicule from a lo of my guy friends(fuck em). Other options are McFuckalotty, Flynt(so i can take over Hustler obv...), Malkovich, O'Malley...im inspired to do a poll and take the winning name as my last name because it really sucks when you cant pick your parents and end up with a douchebags last name.

Im shortly going to have a Cartfly store selling cheap comics, records, and paperback novels i have lying around to help with getting rid of stuff and most importantly the wedding, ill have a link up when i get it all set up. right now im selling a some World of Warcraft cards(i know its cardboards crack, but my lady wont let me play the MMORPG...so i get the cards). and i feel bad because her birfday is this weekend and ive messed up my monthly budget to pay bills leaving me with roughly $30 to my name...i hate that i cant show her a good time on her b-day. ill make it up to her, and i hope shes not mad. but ill do my best.

that is all for now