THE WEEK IN REVIEW
last saturday i went camping with the lil lady and her friend shelly, who by chance is dating my friends chad(i know its a jerry springer moment, but it works out). but anyways, we get to BUM FUCK indiana, where the camping will insue. got some good food, love cook out food, hte best, and we started drinking, its gonna be cold and shit, so what better way to warm up than with some Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum and Coke. heres where my fun begins, when the sun goes down its time for the hayride, which intails some form of mom and pop "haunted hayride" shit. so, im still getting my buzz on when we start this lil "trek" and make our way on this trail, of what ends up being blood and pain(im all for blood and pain as long as its not mine so much), out of know where, some lil bastard with a chainsaw, decides hes gonna try to oversell the "terror" and hit me in the head with a chainsaw...i repeat, I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW...so im bleeding from my head, and ruin the inside of my then new favorite hat, the land owners thinking im gonna sue him, but it was meerly a fleshwound, and i survived a chainsaw attack(FYI, it didnt have a chain)...but it was all better when i got tent sex...cold as fuck but god i loved it
sunday-went to the ren fest with the same as the camping trip. and im like some form of plan, not a lax trip, so it pained me to think that a 730 wake up to go to a day long event is resonable, not so much. but they delt with it. the woman at breakfast was an uber-bitch, throwing drinks and not really caring about us at all, i hate food service, and i worked in i for a few months to make my opinion. so we get to the ren fest at around 1pm, it opened at 10...yeah, we missed a lot. but we still caught a mudshow, 2 of the group, wanted to see the dante's inferno in the mud but it started at 1...if wed have left when i wanted too, we could have seen it...damn me for wanting to go early, but i got my girl a really pretty ring and a lil tiara because she is my princess(i know im whipped and i love it). but the best thing was the hardcore cider, bottled in cincy, its damned good.
monday-great day to go to c-bus for a bulesque show, saw some great shows by the girls, and the opening act was so cute that i wanted to catch them in a pokeball and battle them...sorry, but they were that damn cute. sorry i was such a shy butt too any of you, but im very introverted at times, but it was good to hang with Meow, she such a sweetheart, as well as to meet all the girls and some of the girls not in the show. the 2 shinning moments for me, having reagan bite my gf's tit, and drinking more hardcore cider, and also FUCK COLUMBUS AND THE SMOKING BAN!!! if im drinking alcohol, i want a cigarette and vice versa, goes for when im seeing naked girls as well, they all go together and i like that. for im not a fan of stepping out, without my drink none the less, to smoke a cigarette.
tues-sucked
wed-sucked as well
thurs-worked 1pm to 1230am-so yeah still sucked
fri-worked-so yeah sucked
and today-supposed to play cards up in dublin, but i was dead tired so i overslept, but had a killer day with the gf. had some good food at newport, and followed with a movie, some romantic comedy called the texas chainsaw massacre:the beginning. yeah the gf jumped...A LOT, and even at one moment she yelled "GODDAMNIT" at one of the out of a corner scares. blood violence and chainsaws...boy did my week start and end the same way, i just realized that. oh well but yeah im still alive after a chainsaw attack, a mudshow, and massive nicotine fits.
okay ive bored you enuff...
last saturday i went camping with the lil lady and her friend shelly, who by chance is dating my friends chad(i know its a jerry springer moment, but it works out). but anyways, we get to BUM FUCK indiana, where the camping will insue. got some good food, love cook out food, hte best, and we started drinking, its gonna be cold and shit, so what better way to warm up than with some Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum and Coke. heres where my fun begins, when the sun goes down its time for the hayride, which intails some form of mom and pop "haunted hayride" shit. so, im still getting my buzz on when we start this lil "trek" and make our way on this trail, of what ends up being blood and pain(im all for blood and pain as long as its not mine so much), out of know where, some lil bastard with a chainsaw, decides hes gonna try to oversell the "terror" and hit me in the head with a chainsaw...i repeat, I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW...so im bleeding from my head, and ruin the inside of my then new favorite hat, the land owners thinking im gonna sue him, but it was meerly a fleshwound, and i survived a chainsaw attack(FYI, it didnt have a chain)...but it was all better when i got tent sex...cold as fuck but god i loved it
sunday-went to the ren fest with the same as the camping trip. and im like some form of plan, not a lax trip, so it pained me to think that a 730 wake up to go to a day long event is resonable, not so much. but they delt with it. the woman at breakfast was an uber-bitch, throwing drinks and not really caring about us at all, i hate food service, and i worked in i for a few months to make my opinion. so we get to the ren fest at around 1pm, it opened at 10...yeah, we missed a lot. but we still caught a mudshow, 2 of the group, wanted to see the dante's inferno in the mud but it started at 1...if wed have left when i wanted too, we could have seen it...damn me for wanting to go early, but i got my girl a really pretty ring and a lil tiara because she is my princess(i know im whipped and i love it). but the best thing was the hardcore cider, bottled in cincy, its damned good.
monday-great day to go to c-bus for a bulesque show, saw some great shows by the girls, and the opening act was so cute that i wanted to catch them in a pokeball and battle them...sorry, but they were that damn cute. sorry i was such a shy butt too any of you, but im very introverted at times, but it was good to hang with Meow, she such a sweetheart, as well as to meet all the girls and some of the girls not in the show. the 2 shinning moments for me, having reagan bite my gf's tit, and drinking more hardcore cider, and also FUCK COLUMBUS AND THE SMOKING BAN!!! if im drinking alcohol, i want a cigarette and vice versa, goes for when im seeing naked girls as well, they all go together and i like that. for im not a fan of stepping out, without my drink none the less, to smoke a cigarette.
tues-sucked
wed-sucked as well
thurs-worked 1pm to 1230am-so yeah still sucked
fri-worked-so yeah sucked
and today-supposed to play cards up in dublin, but i was dead tired so i overslept, but had a killer day with the gf. had some good food at newport, and followed with a movie, some romantic comedy called the texas chainsaw massacre:the beginning. yeah the gf jumped...A LOT, and even at one moment she yelled "GODDAMNIT" at one of the out of a corner scares. blood violence and chainsaws...boy did my week start and end the same way, i just realized that. oh well but yeah im still alive after a chainsaw attack, a mudshow, and massive nicotine fits.
okay ive bored you enuff...
It was good seeing you again! You guys should come up here and visit!