I'd be spending this evening giving myself alcohol poisoning with a bottle of Jack and then passing out on the floor of the roach infested apartment i'm staying in....but I'd simply die if one were to crawl in my mouth.
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anatdevice:
Thanks. But that would just make the bleeding worse. 
gallas13:
if ya drink enough john daniels those fuckers'll die when they crawl in so no worries lady just tell the bartender to poor that shit like he don't own it.