Oh Em Gee!
Song: Goldfrapp: Ooh La La
My godmother, Colleen, my mom, and I went to Lansing today to get a copy of Colleen's nursing license since she lost it when she moved. The way there was a laugh in itself. We talked about premature cumming and farts that go up the front. You know what I'm talking bout ladies
. Guys have balls to block their farts. We women don't have anything like that, so it ends up going up between the pussy lips and popping in the front. ANYWAY... we get to the Ottowa building that holds the Department of Health. We go inside and have to wait for an escort. At this point, I stop paying attention to the conversation and pay a little visit to La La Land. Once we're in the correct department, the secretary tells us she can deal with sending in the form for the duplicate, but she has to go get someone else to get a just a copy. Another woman comes up and asks if Colleen needs something for out of state. Colleen explains what she really needs and the woman says, "Well, I have to go talk to someone else for this." Mmkay... She comes back in a few minutes and I stop paying attention again. Some other things happen and I tune back in just in time to here the woman ask, "How do you spell '15'?"... Excuse me!? This is what our tax money is going for!? They didn't even have decent carpet! It was carpet tiles, and you could tell it was measured wrong cause there were all these little filler pieces. WTF!? 
I also here her say, "I have to go get the person who takes care of copies for this." How many people do you need to do one simple thing!? There's one to send for out of state reference, one to send for in state reference, one to type information into a computer, one to deal with the copies of this information that the other person wrote, and one to wipe the governor's ass! Holy bureaucracy, batman 
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On a less political note, Godzilla has joined the family:
He's all, "Yay!"
Song: Goldfrapp: Ooh La La
My godmother, Colleen, my mom, and I went to Lansing today to get a copy of Colleen's nursing license since she lost it when she moved. The way there was a laugh in itself. We talked about premature cumming and farts that go up the front. You know what I'm talking bout ladies
. Guys have balls to block their farts. We women don't have anything like that, so it ends up going up between the pussy lips and popping in the front. ANYWAY... we get to the Ottowa building that holds the Department of Health. We go inside and have to wait for an escort. At this point, I stop paying attention to the conversation and pay a little visit to La La Land. Once we're in the correct department, the secretary tells us she can deal with sending in the form for the duplicate, but she has to go get someone else to get a just a copy. Another woman comes up and asks if Colleen needs something for out of state. Colleen explains what she really needs and the woman says, "Well, I have to go talk to someone else for this." Mmkay... She comes back in a few minutes and I stop paying attention again. Some other things happen and I tune back in just in time to here the woman ask, "How do you spell '15'?"... Excuse me!? This is what our tax money is going for!? They didn't even have decent carpet! It was carpet tiles, and you could tell it was measured wrong cause there were all these little filler pieces. WTF!? I also here her say, "I have to go get the person who takes care of copies for this." How many people do you need to do one simple thing!? There's one to send for out of state reference, one to send for in state reference, one to type information into a computer, one to deal with the copies of this information that the other person wrote, and one to wipe the governor's ass! Holy bureaucracy, batman ! On a less political note, Godzilla has joined the family:
He's all, "Yay!"
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
panini:
i heart goldfrapp and your godzilla 
gishimpish:
kinda looks like Dexter when he says "success!"