I didn't go to bed last night... well I went to bed, but I couldn't sleep. Over tired you might say. This has resulted in the hiccups from hell. My chest is taking the beating of the century... and nothing will make them stop.
Nothing new has happened to me. Sleep, eat, play video games, pee, games, searching for help online for a goddamn f-ing annoying boss, enjoy a nice poo possibly, eat, perhaps pee, study, check out the new boobs on SG, maybe some sex (hopefully), sleep. Nothing eventful. Sorry to dissapoint you
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On a lighter note...
Last Wednesday was my grandparent's 48th wedding anniversary. They woke up, said "Happy Anniversary," to each other and went on their way. That night was bingo night. My grandpa is a caller for bingo and my grandma is a player for bingo... erm... of bingo
. Well, they went down the clubhouse of the senior park they are in... in Florida... 
go figure... and as my grandpa is getting ready to start, he tells everybody he has an announcement. He tell everybody that's there to play bingo that it's their 48th anniversary and goes into the kitchen. He comes back with an enormous basket filled with 48 roses. Yes indeedy folks, 48 roses. One for every year of their marraige and each one a different color. My grandpa can be a stubborn old bastard that constantly bickers with his wife, but in the end, he's got a heart of gold 
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unfortunately, he has been diagnosed with alzhiemer's. I'm sure I spelled that wrong but I'm sure I got the point across. My grandpa is one of my best friends and I'm terrified that I'm gonna lose him.
Wow, I turned a lighter note depressing. Here's a lighter note that doesn't end on a downer...
My Aunt Jackie and Uncle Louie were hit by a mattress. They were on the way to Florida and were on the highway and they got hit by an oncoming mattress.
I have swallowed so much air from massive hiccups that I now have massive gas
neeeeeed coffeeeeee.
Nothing new has happened to me. Sleep, eat, play video games, pee, games, searching for help online for a goddamn f-ing annoying boss, enjoy a nice poo possibly, eat, perhaps pee, study, check out the new boobs on SG, maybe some sex (hopefully), sleep. Nothing eventful. Sorry to dissapoint you
. On a lighter note...
Last Wednesday was my grandparent's 48th wedding anniversary. They woke up, said "Happy Anniversary," to each other and went on their way. That night was bingo night. My grandpa is a caller for bingo and my grandma is a player for bingo... erm... of bingo
. Well, they went down the clubhouse of the senior park they are in... in Florida... go figure... and as my grandpa is getting ready to start, he tells everybody he has an announcement. He tell everybody that's there to play bingo that it's their 48th anniversary and goes into the kitchen. He comes back with an enormous basket filled with 48 roses. Yes indeedy folks, 48 roses. One for every year of their marraige and each one a different color. My grandpa can be a stubborn old bastard that constantly bickers with his wife, but in the end, he's got a heart of gold .unfortunately, he has been diagnosed with alzhiemer's. I'm sure I spelled that wrong but I'm sure I got the point across. My grandpa is one of my best friends and I'm terrified that I'm gonna lose him
.Wow, I turned a lighter note depressing. Here's a lighter note that doesn't end on a downer...
My Aunt Jackie and Uncle Louie were hit by a mattress. They were on the way to Florida and were on the highway and they got hit by an oncoming mattress.
I have swallowed so much air from massive hiccups that I now have massive gas
neeeeeed coffeeeeee.