pistolita

Single Parents - For anyone who has a child, or is going to have a child, or even baby sat a child.. take into consideration being a single parent. Whatever the circumstance of why a parent is single, I salute your efforts in trying to raise a child on your own. And I mean people who are trying to do right by it. Not crack addicts who don't know who the father is, and therefore is a single parent. I mean legit, single parents. My mother was a single mom from the time I was 2 till 6. Huge respect. Massive respect.

Portland Weather - Although I don't have AC, and will probably regret this "ups" in the next week or so, I am just going to say "fuck yes" to the weather. It has been nothing but beautiful for the last week. Even this thunderstorm thats rolling in is going to be awesome.

My Friends - for making my birthday the best one since my 21st. Seriously. Best birthday ever. We had dinner at the Delta Cafe (southern soul food), then went to watch the UFC fights, and to Sassy's for some boobage. Ian, my now boss and friend, hooked us up with the VIP balcony, even though it was packed and there were only 4 of us.. two of us weren't even drinking. They still gave us VIP. Amazing. I walked into Sassy's and the DJ cuts the music to say "Whaddup Pistolita". I LOVE that bar. It's my Cheers. But with hot naked girls.

Gift Cards - People think they make tacky gifts.. but I find them totally appropriate in every way possible.

My Clothing Line - I'm starting a brand new line, of LATEX. Yes, Latex. Latex and Lycra. It's going to melt faces. But for now, you can become a fan of my clothing on Facebook!. I've had so many photoshoots with my clothing lately, I can hardly keep up. And I'm about to start an Etsy for it too. So for those of you who are in the market for a new swimsuit for cheap, keep your eyes out.

Twitter - Now, I'm going to completely discredit myself by saying I actually do HAVE a twitter... but I hate it. Do we really need to know what everyone is doing ALL THE TIME? Really?! I'm a twitterhater.

Technology - Again, discrediting myself by using a computer to "blog" about how technology sucks. But I'm over it. I'm over the iphone, I'm over the "new" thing that's just about to launch. I want to revert back to the way people were 100 years ago. Remember when people used to grow their own food, and raise livestock? Remember when people called each other on the phone or took the time to write letters? Remember when people used to watch out for their neighbors and know everyone in their neighborhood? Maybe it's the new mom in me that thinks we're headed for social disaster... but people used to talk instead of text. I find it so annoying when I'm trying to have a conversation with someone, and they're texting someone else. As if they'd rather be someplace else. Lame.

Internet "Fame" - Please. Really? Remember when people were actually talented?

Gay-haters - I adore the bumper stickers that say "I <3 <3". What do people have against love? As long as it's human to human consented love.. what do you care?!

Organized Religion - Watch "Religioulous" and you will understand.