pissed

Yeah, so my birthday pretty much sucked ass! First of all, my boat to Victoria was cancelled due to high wind, which we didn't find out until 7am when we were at the fucking dock. Then we all decided to go to Todai for all you can eat sushi but the lines inside were so fucking long to the bar that it took 25 minutes to get up to the sushi & by then, since they make it fresh & therefore take like 5 minutes a tray, there was nothing to chose from unless you waited your ass in line in front of what you wanted & blocked everyone up...so we just went up once & then left...then we went to see Master & Commander cause it was the only thing playing within a reasonable amount of time & get THIS: the theater was pretty much empty except for my friends & I & a few old men, so this 40 something couple walks in & sits RIGHT BEHIND US & the kicker is that the fuck-face man puts his foot up 2 inches from my HEAD!! so I give him a few "what-the-fuck-are-you-thinkin-buddy" glances & then I say to everyone THIS ASSHOLES FOOT IS NEXT TO MY HEAD-LET'S MOVE...so we get up & move, meanwhile they are acting all offended...OK so we sit in the last row & guess what we have to look at the whole time...that same shitty-ass couple making out!!! WTF!! Man! I mean it's an epic 1400's Naval story with fat-ass russell crowe in the lead-what's to get all hot over, right??? UGH...so anyways-then we decide fuck it-lets take the $$ we were gonna spend in Victoria & rent a bomb ass hotel room downtown & call everyone up & party...yeah so by this time it's 5 at night & everything is pretty much booked except for this 3 star hotel one block from my work THE VANCE!! OHGAWD!! this place was soo fucking small-the shower was in the CLOSET!! The curtains were yellow, the bed spread orange & even better...it was freazing fucking cold...so we turned the heat on-& it blew frigid ass air out...so we called the front desk & they say all non-chalant-like...oh yes it takes 20 minutes to heat up!! WTF again!! I was like-ok y'all FUCK this-lets go get some beer & get drunk cause that is the only thing that is gonna make me feel betta right now...so yeah-since it is downtown-in the financial district-basically the mini-marts are closed & the one Bartells there of course does not sell beer...So we go back to the hotel & order wine at 25 bucks a bottle-they bring it up warm & without an ice bucket...I finally started to laugh...I laughed, which in turn made everyone else laugh (like uh, what are we laughing at guys) & I say through my tears: I feel like I'm in a fucking chevy chase movie: National Lampoons does my Birthday. My apartment is more stars than this!! Drink up everyone & fuck this day! So we did & we got kinda tipsy, while watching all the CSI & Law & Order we could! When I finally fell asleep-I was so glad that it was all over& you know what y'all-there's always next year! THE END....