I don't put bumper stickers on my car. I like Stella all pimped out with nothing to distract the attention from her sleek lines & da bump in da trunk-even my politics. BUT I love me some one liners & I must say that bumper stickers are an effective delivery tool for just about anything. That said, here are a few of my favorites, feel free to add your own:
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole
If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.
Some people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them
HEART ATTACKS: God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
(a picture of a little
& then) NO I CAN'T SPARE ANY RIBS!
and my all time 2 favorites:
Quite honking, I'm reloading.
Come any closer, and I'll eat you! (this one I got made into a t-shirt)...
peace out-
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole
If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.
Some people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them
HEART ATTACKS: God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
(a picture of a little
& then) NO I CAN'T SPARE ANY RIBS!
and my all time 2 favorites:
Quite honking, I'm reloading.
Come any closer, and I'll eat you! (this one I got made into a t-shirt)...
peace out-
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supremepizzaman:
geeze...look at you..getting hit on and such 
poprocks:
what about: don't laugh your daughter might be in here 