Saturday Feb 19, 2011

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It's inevitable. You don't shower. You don't shave. You wear your "I'm comfortable and just want to dance clothes" and you'll meet a fine-ass, straight girl at the gay club that wants you to take her home and fuck her...sigh. Pimpin ain't ez.
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jaeci:
When I really want to get laid, I don't shave on purpose... it guarantees I'm gonna get ass. Funny how life works.

PS
I think I scored a triple word score with mons, but not cunt. So close... Accidentally dirty scrabble ftw.
jaeci:
Damn, I think my razor somehow flew out the bathroom window.

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