pissed

Damn it, some hot girl tagged me & now I hafta tell y'all 20 interesting things about myself...which shouldn't be difficult as I'm the shit.
1. I can't masterbate without porn
2. the porn has to be STRAIGHT porn
3. I like watching guys fuck girls
4. I like fucking girls
5. I'm good at it
6. scratch that I'm bomb at it
7. I could be a genius...but I'm not
8. I once gave my gay best friend head in high school
9. His dick was really small so it didn't bother me one bit
10. I was senior class president, but that was after I gave my gay best friend head.
11. I have a B.A. in psychology which means I'm the shit. I know I'm the shit. I've psycho-analyzed myself
12. I'm in love with my ex gf in New York & will marry her one day
13. Our wedding will be muppet themed
14. We're also going to tattoo eachother during the ceremony
15. Her name is Bonni Suval & she's the hottest girl I've ever seen.
16. Lottie is the 2nd hottest girl I've ever seen
17. I eat hot girls for breakfast
18. I prefer them with a little bit of syrup & butter but will take warm with nothing on them
19. Lottie better return the favor on my birthday
20. Or I'll cry her a river
The END