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A long day of hanging out watching my friend do a pretty sweet tattoo on some kid. That is not what I feel compelled to write about though. The inspiration for what I'm writing now is Sandra Bullock. What about her has inspired me though? Pure fuckin hate.

I really wish she would go away already please. Patrick Swayze is about 10 times more charming, and he was washed up years ago. I just saw an ad for a another romantic comedy with her and Ryan Reynolds... now this just hit me. I think doing a romantic comedy with Sandra Bullock is pretty much the death of your career. Dennis Leary comes to mind most notably. I just don't get it.

I just don't get it. Half the time she looks like a dude, and she's old. Her jawline is stronger and more testosterone infused than mine. I hate her voice, and she's always acting like some virginal high energy volleyball team captain. How many years now? 15 years of her never doing an edgy role, or getting naked. At this point I'd rather watch a Goldie hawn cougar porn than even hear of her being in another movie. I'm not saying I don't like old actresses, but that's the point, her whole look and screen presence has gotten old.

She is the Matt Damon of female actresses. Same hair, same face, same everything every movie. Much like Damon, the only change in character she does is put on a pair of glasses.

I hate Sandra Bullock fuck you and delete me off your friends before trying to defend her in my comments. It is my free right to despise certain people, and she is on my list. When Sandra Bullock does something more than romantic comedies and get botox, because it's genetically impossible to look as young as she does, I will give her some credit.

From Oprah Winfrey top richest female list "she was ranked as the 14th richest female celebrity with an estimated fortune of $85 million."

I could only find documentation of two charities she has donated to. So where the fuck is all her money going? Probably to some universal oppression fund. She definitely sold her soul for flawless skin.

This is it, for those who don't know me, I'm not communist, but I believe after you make enough money for 3 generations of your family to pass on, your money should go back to the people. I'm not communist, I just believe in equality and charity.

Everyday people like Bullock make me wanna kill and die. If I could, I'd be your Robin Hood.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
sevenminutes:
Oh come on, Ms. Congeniality was great! bwahahahahaaha!
puke
Couldn't agree with you more.
May 31, 2009
pirateprince:
She kind of surfaced right as Michael Jackson fell off the scene...
May 31, 2009

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