pirateprince

Henceforth I will dismiss myself from the room when I hear this "you gotta watch this Youtube clip, it's funny!" It's never funny. If I see that walking pile of puke who made the chocolate rain video, I may assault him, insult for sure. And these videos of these stereotypical suburban white kids... never funny or cute to me. I'm not a pedophile, nor do I have motherly instincts, therefore I am not thrilled to watch clips of random children on the Internet. Especially white kids. I picture these bizarre twisted families with processed food and suvs, possibly a kid named braden, jaden, kaden, or some ridiculous variation of aiden name. Guess what? White people can't make fun of black people for making up ridiculous names anymore.

I also refrain from viewing any media that has been viewed in the high millions. There is too much potential for subliminal messages embedded in the video of Skyler singing a song about macaroni and cheese. Fuck you, and fuck the cheesecake factory.