piratepete

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I HATE MONDAY!!!

Typical Monday.... Absolutly nothing has gone right all day... Nothing really went terribly wrong but bad enough to have me wanting to invent another day to take the place of Monday. Oopsday... Maybe Crapday... Or even Awfuckday... That's what today has been all day for me Awfuckday I feel like there must be a hidden camera somewhere and a chubby little film maker laughing at every turn my day has taken today. God must have a wicked sense of humor and he's giving me a double helping of suck it up! Let's see....

1. I woke up about a million times last night afraid that I was going to be late because of the time change.

2. It's our fist day in whites and I thought that we had a uniform inspection so I got up about an hour early to make sure that everything was squared away (Navy speak for A-OK).

3. I left the house 30 minutes earlier to be early for an inspection that we didn't have.

4. Before finding out that we were not going to have the inspection I found out that I forgot my freshly cleanded spotless white belt on the ironing board.

5. Got my white pants dirty less then 30 minutes after I put them on due to someone's filthy steering wheel cover on the truck I borrowed to go get said belt.

6. Got stuck at the back gate for 10 minutes longer then I had to get back to work.

7. Someone raided my supply stash making me have to recount everything in the whole cabnet.

8. Found out that my supervisor (and ex roommate) is getting transfered to a different department and we're getting someone that hasn't got a clue as to how things work.

9. My back started hurting like hell and I can barely stand up straignt and I haven't a clue as to why.

10. Found out our civilian nurse (she's like my older sister) may be leaving as well.

All this and I haven't been to work for more then an hour, and this snowball is just getting bigger and bigger! Its gone into the relm of ludicrious size by the time lunch rolled around, and the man upstairs is still laughing at me. Fast forward to about 30 minutes ago... The minute I get up to do something in the kitchen I miss who I was waiting for. I know exactly what I'm giving the baby Jeasus for Christmas next year, a Daisy Red Rider BB gun with a compass in the stock and a scope that tells time. You'll shoot yer eye out kid!!!

Oh yeah I got a nice big steaming pile of suck it up, and it was all you can eat day! Luckily nothing seriously bad happened and for that I can't complain... Knock on wood, the day's not over yet!