pirateking

what's the meaning of life
is it to find a wife
i hav'nt a clue
i feel so blue
where my fucking knife

There was a girl for Calgary
who i found too hairy
with the smell of cologne
she said in tone
"Hi my name is Terry"

whats with all the rain
its starting to be a real pain
with all the flooding
we can do some serious mudding
it all starting to get mundane

writers block sucks

there was a young gambling man
we'll can him stan
who thought he'd try poker
but turned out to be a joker
now he lives in a van

There once was a boy named Bill
who bought himself a new hand drill
so he tried to build a shed
but drilled himself in the head
now he's buried up on the hill

There once was a young pirateking
who enjoyed the occassional fling
so he went on the town
to find him a crown
but got nothing but a nosering

i've been sitting here trying to think of something poetic and it starting to hurt my head so here goes

roses are red
violets are blue
this pain in my head
is from sniffing glue

roses are red
violets are blue
i feel so brain dead
because i don't have a fucking clue

roses are red
violets are blue
i feel like i'm dead
because...
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oh why oh why?????????

my life needs more excitement.

the weekend is over and it's time to go back to work
nnnnnnnooooooo!!!!!!!