piratecat

The Death or Serious Injury of Marilyn the Civic
Car accidents equal suckass. I was pulling out of a parking spot on Christian street today. Its a two way street. I was pulling into my eastbound lane at about maybe one or two miles per hour. And what to my surprise did I see but a giant boat of a car speeding right at me! Some guy was just speeding down Christian in the wrong lane, my lane. I clenched and turned my head expecting flying glass, and then there was impact. We moved a few feet. The we being my car, the car parked in front of mine, the car parked behind mine and of course the giant granddaddy car that plowed into all of us. The cops told me that the car in front of mine had a club on the steering wheel that snapped in half upon impact. So the guy gets out of his car and comes over to me, and ok get this, this is what he says to me Did I just hit you? WHAT THE FUCK. So I looked at him and said, Are you kidding me?, then, do you have insurance and his answer is the best one ever- nope. So then it was ladies, ladies, ladies as the two lady emts arrived and the two lady cops arrived. They were nice. They took me to the hospital and checked me out. Nothing more than a banged up knee and a bruised finger (???) and some aches. The girl that x-rayed me happened to live on Christian right across from the accident scene and her roommates car was the only car in the line of four cars to not get hit. Weird small world stuff. So the cop came and gave me my ID and insurance stuff and showed me a picture she took on her camera phone. My car is effed. So now Im praying that my insurance totals it and gives me a check big enough to pay it off. Now I have no choice but to learn to drive stick so I can drive the BMW that will hopefully soon be mine. Used and two door of course, cant be sellin out to a brand new car. My boy is working on a flash animation of the accident art I did so I will post a link when it's done. The key part here is that I'm alive and they gave me muscle relaxants.