piratecat

Today is poop. There I said it. poop poop poop, poop on a stick. It started at 5:17am when I woke up to rain pouring through the open window and leaking from the ghetto skylight. So I went back to sleep for a bit and then woke up to do the am dog walks. I put on my snazzy (read: ugly) gortex pants, galoshes and rain coat and trudged out into the cold horrible rain. At my first job I fell down some stairs right onto my ass and elbows. I now have some lovely elbow scabs. Oh yeah.

So later in the day I come out of another job and see that my tire is almost flat. Double yeah.

Finally my jobs were done and I was on my to Whole Foods to purchase items for a kickass dinner. And triple yeahI get pulled over by bike cops. Fucking Bike Cops!!!!! Who gets pulled over by a fucking bike cop??? Me apparently. After sorting through my glove compartment and the rest of my car I finally find my current registration and Im good to go. I still have my 03 registration sticker on my license plate because its been clipped tooo many times. Anyway they let me go with a little lecture. Stillfucking bike cops. Oh well Im making a super fantabulous dinner to make up for it, but damn do my elbows hurt.

ps. what the hell is a damn hootenanny ?