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i went to halloween adventure today and got 2 swords, 2 guns and a hat for piratedog. slutty pirate costumes on the way. i realized while there that i hate children. or maybe i hate their parents more. grrr.

so i freaked out earlier tonight because i burned my garlic bread. i guess that's not really why. too much stress. stupid car needs inspected...
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neverforever:
Parents are just ex-children.
piratedog:
thanks for my hat. smile and i think pirates can have all sorts of hair colors, of course i'm trashed and think everything is appropriate at the moment. ARRR!!! well, tomorrow we can have a hair dying party because my roots are just awful. i'm thinking of doing a new color too, maybe a dark pinkish red??
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Parts of me are happy right now because its almost Halloween and business is picking up. Parts of me are sad right now because piratedog is moving out. boooo I say booo. Stupid drama with a stupid neighbor. blah. She is a kickass housemate. Its sad. At least she's only moving a block away. She promised she would still come over for coffee in the...
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dr_zoidberg:
Piratedog can't move! You guys belong together! I mean, you are both PIRATES. ANd, yes you jumped the gun on carving. Usually a week before is when my neighbors do it.

You aren't gross! Just bathe instead.
ansia:
thank you for your sparks-related information wink i think the time is nigh for us to have this bevvy available down here in Australia.
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What a lovely fall evening. I went for a walk with a bunch of friends and I'm now taking a smoke break from carving pumpkins and toasting pumpkin seeds. the boy made the top of his pumpkin lots of little cock and balls but you can't really tell. silly boy.

I'm also drinking a lovely spiced apple wine. yummy.

I'm excited for Halloween. I think...
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ghost_town:
sheep, though llamas are super.
maine
mat7thew:
def rawk on the strawberry shortcake...no stress on the discs, coz, you know, the world doesn't move to the beat of just one drum...or some shit like that. cheers...
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cleaning like a maniac right now. it looks worse than when we started but i can see the light at the end of the tunnel as well as the mess that will be our sidewalk since it is trash night.

very excited right now because two good friends of mine are moving back to the Philly area from Chicago. They are on their way right...
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twotoner:
Hey, I have no idea how I stumbled upon your profile, but I do have to ask "what the hell is veggie jerky?" ARRR!!!
ghost_town:
a. it is the 29th day of april.
b. sheep or llamas?
c. how is autumn in philadelphia?
d. goodnight.
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It felt like I would never be warm again. Denim chafing freezing skin. Leather swollen by the rain. Wind penetrating layers of cloth and skin and 1.3 ml of plastic. 100 miles wishing I were dry. Curved roads soaked with leaves and branches navigated with little vision. All ending with one shot of whiskey to heat the numb.
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danhazelton:
just had to say hi.
lolli_rot:
ARRR!!! it'll be warm again
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drunk. happy. ready for bed. smile
tdoggy33:
drunk is good .. smile
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This weekend was pretty ok, mixed with the good and the bad. Thursday night I proved my retardedness and backed into a median and popped my tired. eeek

So I spent some of Friday buying 2 new tires for my car, which totally sucks because my transmission is crapping out and my inspection is due in October and I dont have money falling out of my...
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dr_zoidberg:
Sounds like you have good days. Most of mine are spent watching movies, computing, and waiting for school to start.
audiophyle:
it wouldn't be living is these wonderful memories didn't happen- i'll drink to you and a miraculous recovery of your transmission! ARRR!!!
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Yesterday in wawa a cop came up to me and started asking me about my piercings. He told me that he wants some but he's not allowed. Then he proceeded to tell me that he wants to get a colored mohawk like I have since "those Muslims" are allowed to have beards. Wow. So then I leave and some kids in the car next to...
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audiophyle:
how twisted is that cop's reality. surreal it amazes me what flys out of people's mouths sometimes. i'm sure he could get piercings if he wanted to- they have those clear plugs to keep the holes open. i just think that he wanted to talk to you and used that line as an "in".
young boys + hot chick (they don't know how to handle)= hormonal.
hope you have a great day!
ARRR!!!
childofhades:
(LOL) those little fuckers.... philly cops are a breed of their own. I'm sure you'll continue to garner such reactions considering your loveliness
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so i'm all alone. frown piratedog took off for san fran for a few days and my boyfriend and some other friends went to the beach for the night. i am stuck here in philly walking dogs/feeding cats this weekend. oh well at least i will make money. sad though. drinking sparks and smokin and watching bad tv. i have to get up very early. i...
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piratedog:
hi abby. it's nikki. i am sorry you are home alone drinking sparks and stepping in raw chicken by your lonesome. sue and i are hear in this hostel checking ya out.

biking doesn't suck i just rode 853 miles in 15 days and my ass is soar!!! my clit is like a smushed piece of gum. imagine how that feels!! i hope sue is having fun on this trip with the myself and the crazy bunch. hope you are doing better.

see you soon.

nikiki

ps - sue says hi.
audiophyle:
being alone does suck- does your work prohibit you from having fun on the weekends? use the forces of the darkside to get yourself a fucking vacation or something. when was the last time you left philly?
ARRR!!!