piratecat

sick with stomach issues. i puked seven times yesterday and peed out of my butt. today i have eaten only a bowl of white rice. but i can drive stick now. so i got that going for me, which is nice.

audiophyle:

do you drink enough water???

Mar 16, 2005

In the past week:

I got a parking ticket
My car was totaled
I walked into a tree (it hurt a lot)
I burned my hand on the broiler
I lost my parking ticket
Planned Parenthood didn't call in my prescription for the pill
Zipperhead was out of atomic pink (ok this one's not too bad)

I feel like this just keeps happening.
My Theory:...
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dr_zoidberg:

Wow hon. That sucks. SEVEN bad things in one week? Must have been one a day.

Good vibes are being sent your way.
James

Mar 3, 2005

audiophyle:

how did the babies taste???(

)

Mar 16, 2005

The Death or Serious Injury of Marilyn the Civic
Car accidents equal suckass. I was pulling out of a parking spot on Christian street today. Its a two way street. I was pulling into my eastbound lane at about maybe one or two miles per hour. And what to my surprise did I see but a giant boat of a car speeding right at me!...
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spaztikfantaztik:

yowwwwwwch!

thanks for sweet note re: monkey man!

Mar 1, 2005

audiophyle:

whewww.... that's fucking scary!!!!

did i hit you? what a moron!!!
hope the aches and pains subside before you get your new ride.....

ps. glad you're alive

Mar 2, 2005

i just made myself an awesome dinner of leftovers only to have the entire plate of food fall onto the floor as i was scooping my homemade mac and cheese onto my plate. edamame everywhere. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

dr_zoidberg:

I HATE it when that happens. I have learned to be super careful though. I hate wasting food.

Feb 22, 2005

audiophyle:

rrrrrrroooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr....

Feb 23, 2005

HAPPY VDAY. DON'T GET VD.

velvetknuckles:

Oh nOOOOOO!!! That's what i got!!!!!!

Feb 16, 2005

three sick cats, one sick boyfriend, one sick me. we are all on antibiotics. today is the first day i've been able to say i feel better. not great, just better. gonna go out tonight and test out this feelin better thing. not much drinky though, don't want to chance feeling like absolute crap again.

dr_zoidberg:

I really feel for you. I was sick as hell a few weeks ago. Antibiotics are your friend.

Feb 4, 2005

sick with flu. very unhappy girl.

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velvetknuckles:

Whiskey. Oj. Sleep.

Hang in there.

Jan 30, 2005

audiophyle:

booooooooooooooooooooooo

non-

-soup.
mr. flea better be taking good care of you, now that you've got the dreaded fucking illness of death/torture///but good tv-watching time////but fucking miserable, slack-jawed, dumbass virus. (i hope that you don't subscribe to the american labor tradition- are you actually taking days off and "resting")

1. tea with honey never tastes as good as when you're sick.
2. now what they need to do in philly is get that "grocery/delivery" store like they have in NYC, so you can order whatever food you want and have it come right to your door....
3. get well soon!

Feb 1, 2005

My cat, Flea, is a sick little boy. He has the flu

So he has to stay all alone in my room since five other cats live here.

I bought him a hide and play and he likes it. He will probably not like the pills I will begin shoving down his throat in a few hours. I am a bad mom. My kitties all...
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audiophyle:

-i didn't even know cats could get the flu...hope mr. flea feels better soon!
-bright eyes... what kind of music do they play?
-i have to go sledding or something soon so i have some way to cope with this freezing, fucking-ass-cold weather.
-the messier the room the more shit is going on in your life.
-fuck the big c
-have a great weekend!

Jan 28, 2005

velvetknuckles:

Cat flu? Christ, that sux...

I went sledding too. It is fuckin awesome. I am definitely going drunk sledding tonight.

Jan 28, 2005

i fucking bounced a credit card payment.

because i am stupid and never updated the bank information when i paid it online. argh. i hate when i do stupid shit like this. it makes me feel like i'm eleven years old.

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audiophyle:

responsibility SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but just remember that EVERYBODY in america has done this at one time or another. don't let it make you feel sick, just remember that the credit card co's need to make you to feel upset because they wouldn't get their money otherwise. fuck them!!!!

Jan 24, 2005

headlessmonster:

Yer story is neat-o! I'll draw that shit up real soon like! Just give me some time...me's a busy one.

Jan 26, 2005

Today is poop. There I said it. poop poop poop, poop on a stick. It started at 5:17am when I woke up to rain pouring through the open window and leaking from the ghetto skylight. So I went back to sleep for a bit and then woke up to do the am dog walks. I put on my snazzy (read: ugly) gortex pants, galoshes and...
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velvetknuckles:

thnx

Jan 15, 2005

tiffanylynn:

for your scabby elbows.

How on earth did the cat dent the tank?

cops on bikes = copcycles (a.k.a. dorks)

Thanks for the congrats, extra $ never hurts!

hootenanny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (htn-n)
n. pl. hootenannies
An informal performance by folk singers, typically with participation by the audience.
Informal. An unidentified or unidentifiable gadget.

Jan 17, 2005

red wine makes me happy. i photographed squirrels in the park today. they didn't come out as i'd liked because squirrels don't love me as much as they should. my cat flea jumped out of the window today, that's three stories up. crazy little freak. he is fine, otherwise i would not be writing right now, i'd be crying like a person who cries a...
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headlessmonster:

It is always a delight to see thee.

Jan 13, 2005

requiem:

Don't blame the wine!

Jan 13, 2005

With a Bang.

My mouth contains the taste of late evening stolen sleep and the wrong brand of cigarettes. Ive been hibernating for two days. Sixty degree January weather wasted away on a thirty year old couch. Movies and marathons galore. I had wanted to feed the squirrels, lounge on a park bench and write springtime poetry. The rain came and energy to punctuate a...
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audiophyle:

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Jan 11, 2005

audiophyle:

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