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is this a place for conversation and friends?

or is this just a porn site with bells and whistles?


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pygmy:
both. but the site's past its prime regarding the former, it seems
moonrabbit:
Gah, the mincer didn't show up. It's understandable, I think he moved across town yesterday.

See it all depends on how active the local SGs are.
Someone said they were coming in to town for the olympics and wanted to meet up for beers. Very few replies came.
One of the SGs makes a new post saying we should all meet up, conveniently on one of the days that this guy was coming over and BOOM! We had like 15 people.
It probably takes a few events like that for people to get to know each other, then you can probably consider them friends and possibly get them to do things without an SG showing up.
I've been trying for months to get people to come out to this pub that has 25 beers on tap.
If 25, premium, craft brewed beers can't get people out, you NEED an SG.

Yeah, and graveyards were all because of the olympics. I've discovered the time between 11:00pm and 8:00am on a weeknight is depressingly lonely.
Luckily loneliness is like crack to an uninspired artist like me. I've been working on soo many projects, it's awesome.
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furthermore it has come to my attention that everything, including most of your direct experience is made of sunlight: that we are all autonomous sunlight gathering systems, with more "advanced" systems supported by an array of physiological subsystems, as well as relying on independant autonomous systems like trees and tomatoes, as well as on diverse clever creations of stored sunlight. this computer, for instance. money...
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pygmy:
ahh, sunlight. i miss it.
spring can't come quickly enough.
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toasting ilex vomitoria, the caffeinated holly native to the southeast, over the woodstove.


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pygmy:
Mmm

only caffeinated plant native to anywhere in north america!
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tryin to flip some video up in this sheet to show yalls what i been up to.

brb.


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i'm giving sg a genuine chance here on my third (or is it fourth?) time back, but it looks like i have only two or three friends left who update, the porn is nice but wont keep me paying for it, and all my favorite groups are ghost towns.

meh! what's a poor pirate to do?

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mrstitches:
My empathy box is in HD.
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is it strictly necessary the world be so turbulent?

i'm just saying. i'm kindof sick of being strapped to the mast here.



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robotsatemyhair:
I feel that way. Thank you for putting it so eloquently.
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here is my tumblr. i like having my own nonsensical pop-filter website.

i dont think i have any way to check the stats on that, which is the way i like it. it's also a bunch of shit that i can look back through and will reliably make me laugh.

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so, sg, what's your favorite way to kill a chicken?

i've got this rhode island red that is just a total fuckwad, really abuses the hens, and i'm ready to kill him. and, as many as i've killed, i've never really found a way that i especially like, that seems sufficiently humane. i guess cutting their heads off is classic, but in my experience, that's...
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pygmy:
the swinging method. not 100%, right, but go a little farther than you think you need to, and you won't have to deal with zombie chickens and you won't have as much mess about 70% of the time, anyway.
piracy:
the swinging is definitely a visceral experience. you really feel the bones separate in your hand. but too little swinging and you've got a flapping bird, and too much swinging and you've got a flapping bird. i guess it just takes some practice, damnit.

but i'll be glad to snap this rapists neck. he's turned the other rooster, a beautifull huge buff orpington into this huge jackass, i had to kick the fucker like five times in the head to keep him away from the door while i stole some of his food to feed the red, who is in isolation.

i was so sick of the constant chicken rape. it's turning me more feminist than animal rights-y. what can i say, sometimes i have to kick even chickens i LIKE in the face.


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today i built a 25x20x9 greenhouse with trash, staples and screws.

to be fair, WE built etc. i have some help.

pictures, to follow, i guess.


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