the problem with my jxn friends is their alternate reality addictions.
2am in jxn and we've passed over drinking games for computer space, for WoW, myspace, and SG - and then i give in and start playing the goddamn sims on my goddamn new phone goddamnit.
what the hell else is there to do in helltown? there's nowhere to go after sunset that doesnt cost money and before sunset is too hot to be enjoyable. these mississippi fuckers are trapped inside allday allnight,and then get mocked for being the fattest in the land.
fuck you and your society. and fuck the goddamn sims - there's more to life than the need to eat, the need to shit, the need to shower, the need to talk shit and the need to watch fucking tv.
it's pretty telling, pretty fucking indicative - in the sims it's great to go to work, cuz yer fucking managed identity stops whining for 30 seconds. seriously though, the best use of your time in sims is fucking. takes like 3hrs per.
it's 3am, i'm in nola, flophousing, free interwebbed, and've drunk a pint of evan williams.
dance clubs are fucking awesome when you're more awesome than everyone. and your whiskey consumption totally enhances your awesomeness.
also; the hustler club isn't as interesting when you're getting laid regularly. in case you were wondering.
2am in jxn and we've passed over drinking games for computer space, for WoW, myspace, and SG - and then i give in and start playing the goddamn sims on my goddamn new phone goddamnit.
what the hell else is there to do in helltown? there's nowhere to go after sunset that doesnt cost money and before sunset is too hot to be enjoyable. these mississippi fuckers are trapped inside allday allnight,and then get mocked for being the fattest in the land.
fuck you and your society. and fuck the goddamn sims - there's more to life than the need to eat, the need to shit, the need to shower, the need to talk shit and the need to watch fucking tv.
it's pretty telling, pretty fucking indicative - in the sims it's great to go to work, cuz yer fucking managed identity stops whining for 30 seconds. seriously though, the best use of your time in sims is fucking. takes like 3hrs per.
it's 3am, i'm in nola, flophousing, free interwebbed, and've drunk a pint of evan williams.
dance clubs are fucking awesome when you're more awesome than everyone. and your whiskey consumption totally enhances your awesomeness.
also; the hustler club isn't as interesting when you're getting laid regularly. in case you were wondering.
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It took me about a month after I passed the first round to get in.