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if people ask you all the time if you can microwave broccoli, and you just dont know
if you aspire to honesty, but always sound pretentious
if you're too tired to listen to your podcasts
if you get jealous of previous-you's who had the time to good and witty.
if you think your profile pic isnt nearly badass enough, and that people may have started judging you adversely because of it
if you can barely hear your kid, can barely see your housemates, and enjoy the time you sepnd at work, not existing
if you work alongside quasi-legal immigrants, doing the same work
if people ask you all the time if you can microwave broccoli, and you just dont know
if you aspire to honesty, but always sound pretentious
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the answer is no...i cant fit my big ol butt in a microwave..oh...wait ..the other broc.....yeah..u can..just make sure theres some water in the bowl u put it in and covered in plastic wrap to create steam...u can ..
huff the talbot