piracy

my baby just bought me a copy of david lerners poems... here - lemme just ... uh..

-ahem-

mein kampf, by david lerner.

all i want to do is
make poetry famous

ali i want to do is
burn my initials into the sun

all i want do do is
read poetry from the middle of a
burning building
standing in the fast lane of the
freeway
falling from the top of the
empire state building

the literary world
sucks dead dog dick

i'd rather be richard speck
than gary snyder
i'd rather ride a rocketship to hell
than a volvo to bolinas

i'd rather
sell arms to the martians
than wait sullenly for a
letter from some diseased clown with a
three-piece mind
telling me that i've won a
bullet-proof pair of rose-colored glasses
for my poem "autumn in the spring"

i want to be
hated
by everyone who teaches for a living

i want people to hear my poetry and
get headaches
i want people to hear my poetry and
vomit

i want people to hear my poetry and
weep, scream, disappear, start bleeding,
eat their televeision sets, beat each other to death with
swords and

go out and get riotously drunk on
someone else's money

this aint no party
this aint no disco
this aint no foolin a

grab-bag of
clever wordplay and sensitive thoughts and
gracious theories about

how many ambiguities can dance on the head of a
machine gun

this aint no
genteel evening over
cappucino and bullshit

this aint no life-affirming
our days have meaning
as we watch the flowers breath through our souls and
fall desperately in love

this aint no letter-press, hand-me-down
wimpy beatnik festival of bitching about
the broken rainbow

it is a carnival of dread

it is a savage sideshow
about to move to the main arena

it is terror and wild beauty
walking hand in hand down a bombed-out road
as missles scream, while a
sky the color of arterial blood
blinks on and off
like the lights on broadway
after the last junkie's dead of aids

i come not to bury poetry
but to blow it up
not to dandle it on my knee
like a retarded child with
beautiful eyes
but

throw it off a cliff into
icy seas and
see if the the motherfucker can swim for its life

because love is an excellent thing
surely we need it

but, my friends...

there is so much to hate These Days

that hatred is just love with a chip on its shoulder
a chip as big as the ritz
and heavier than
all the bills i'll never pay

because they're after us

they're selling radioactive charm bracelets
and breakfast cereals that
lower your iq by 50 points per mouthfull
we get politicians who think
starting world war III
would be a good career move
we got beautiful women
with eyes like wet stones
peering out at us from the pages of
glassy magazines promising that they'll
fuck us till we shoot blood

if we'll just buy one of these beautiful switchblade knives

I've got mine