if you can feed your kid while doing yoga
if you're too tired to listen to your podcasts
if you get jealous of previous-you's who had the time to good and witty.
if you think your profile pic isnt nearly badass enough, and that people may have started judging you adversely because of it
if you can barely hear your kid, can barely see your...
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if you're too tired to listen to your podcasts
if you get jealous of previous-you's who had the time to good and witty.
if you think your profile pic isnt nearly badass enough, and that people may have started judging you adversely because of it
if you can barely hear your kid, can barely see your...
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two symptoms today: gradually building headache and a constant need to pee. at least twelve times today, nk.
and the headache was catastrophic earlier, thanks for asking, but the vicodin is kicking in and life is looking up.
in case you dont know, i've recently moved in with a hous chockablock o' neo-hippies. like me except less so. (call me neo)
so now i have...
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and the headache was catastrophic earlier, thanks for asking, but the vicodin is kicking in and life is looking up.
in case you dont know, i've recently moved in with a hous chockablock o' neo-hippies. like me except less so. (call me neo)
so now i have...
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i dreamt i lived with sgs and weirdoes in a mad party-rocked house full of fun and perversion.
thefreak:
I was to understand there'd be pie and punch.
-TM
-TM
my baby just bought me a copy of david lerners poems... here - lemme just ... uh..
-ahem-
mein kampf, by david lerner.
all i want to do is
make poetry famous
ali i want to do is
burn my initials into the sun
all i want do do is
read poetry from the middle of a
burning building
standing in the fast lane of...
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-ahem-
mein kampf, by david lerner.
all i want to do is
make poetry famous
ali i want to do is
burn my initials into the sun
all i want do do is
read poetry from the middle of a
burning building
standing in the fast lane of...
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ringleader:
Wow, that was great...or is great. Thanks. I have never heard of him so now his wish can come true, since I know about it, it will become famous.
kirby:
hey, i was at the munny show also. 
pretty cool shit huh? my cousin had one for auction. fancy fancy!
pretty cool shit huh? my cousin had one for auction. fancy fancy! bollocks.
thefreak:
Frozen tampon popsicle.
-TM
-TM
had a fucking killer party the other night - my graduation party. college. only took me nine years.
quit the factory (after a year), got a job outside, with a commute so that i can still listen to my podcasts... outside work rules (specially when you're not pushing a mower) but it's taking 12hrs/day...
so there's not much else to my life these days.
except...
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quit the factory (after a year), got a job outside, with a commute so that i can still listen to my podcasts... outside work rules (specially when you're not pushing a mower) but it's taking 12hrs/day...
so there's not much else to my life these days.
except...
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thefreak:
I love the little ghosts. 
-TM
-TM
ringleader:
also, i'm praying sg never goes back to the pink
Huh?
And congratulations, seriously.
Huh?
And congratulations, seriously.
burbun n'nerb
here comes the baby.
$20 - will buy you a pony ride
19 - was the year i broke my face, concussion and brain damage
18- was the age i had my first kiss
17 - i started smoking pot
16 - i started smoking cigarettes
15 - i started driniking
14 - everything before this age was a nightmare
13 - i'm...
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here comes the baby.
$20 - will buy you a pony ride
19 - was the year i broke my face, concussion and brain damage
18- was the age i had my first kiss
17 - i started smoking pot
16 - i started smoking cigarettes
15 - i started driniking
14 - everything before this age was a nightmare
13 - i'm...
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ringleader:
Hey shit for brains, what do you think you're doing? 
BOURBON AND HERB! DONT YOU PEOPLE LISTEN?
robotsatemyhair:
I listen to no one!
And yes, like that.
And yes, like that.
if you haven't seen the colbert report, you dont understand the "tv left."
not that i "watch tv."
i just made that term up - but they all also watch commander in chief. and to see the prez.'s children being coaxed out of the armoured limo by the "special agent" secret serviceoerson to face a paparazzi gauntllet - i think you've missed a unique part...
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not that i "watch tv."
i just made that term up - but they all also watch commander in chief. and to see the prez.'s children being coaxed out of the armoured limo by the "special agent" secret serviceoerson to face a paparazzi gauntllet - i think you've missed a unique part...
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quasi_sean:
if i'm confused, you know you've done well.
thefreak:
Uh...yeah.
-TM
-TM
my new pot is really good.
yelled at my supervisor again today, fuck ups and all their fuckups.
though i can't whine too much, now apparently they have a phys.therapy room and practitioner on site(!), a girl named val who looks just like patricia arquette, down to the overbite and slutty schoolgirlishness.
she wants me to come back - i didn't have the heart to tell her i've already given notice....
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though i can't whine too much, now apparently they have a phys.therapy room and practitioner on site(!), a girl named val who looks just like patricia arquette, down to the overbite and slutty schoolgirlishness.
she wants me to come back - i didn't have the heart to tell her i've already given notice....
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fuchsia:
val?
come back?
wtf?
come back?
wtf?
i have highspeed at home.
i haven't had reliable bandwidth in a year.
what do i do with it all?
anti-anti-piracy. which is to say: to steal.
i haven't had reliable bandwidth in a year.
what do i do with it all?
anti-anti-piracy. which is to say: to steal.
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sydni:
nice. raid on.
ringleader:
Hi. I like your new profile picture. Every time you change it you look completely different. Weird. Are you wearing a hawaiian shirt? Weird, again.
Anti-anti-piracy is fun. We get free cable, by accident. When we first moved into our current house I felt like I was staying at a hotel. I have never had cable and sure as fuck would never pay for it, so whatever
Let's be nice to eachother today, K? Just once?
Anti-anti-piracy is fun. We get free cable, by accident. When we first moved into our current house I felt like I was staying at a hotel. I have never had cable and sure as fuck would never pay for it, so whatever
Let's be nice to eachother today, K?
Just once?
the answer is no...i cant fit my big ol butt in a microwave..oh...wait ..the other broc.....yeah..u can..just make sure theres some water in the bowl u put it in and covered in plastic wrap to create steam...u can ..
huff the talbot