Ouch, don't want to be friends....I think you are just jealous.

I have never played that game, but just thinking about it in my head did make me laugh. Keanu Reeves as Willy Wonka.

Dare we feel cautiously optimistic for 2009?

No, really, it's you.

If I had to deal with you for 6 months I would transfer.

im with ya. stick with the tradition i says. leave the playoffs to the pros.

Too true. We have a third, but he's more of an on call guy, so it's hard to count on him to always be there.

Wouldn't you rather see if Texas or Oklahoma can do well in a playoff ...

A playoff with top 8 in BCS

#8 Penn State @ #1 Alabama
#7 Texas Tech @ #2 Oklahoma (would rather see Boise St. here based on only 2 teams per conference)
#6 Utah @ #3 Texas
#5 USC @ #4 Florida ...

Are you honestly telling me that wouldn't be just epic???!??

it certainly is strange to think about. a porn site has been a large part of my life for the last five years... i guess i am a perv

Congrats and best wishes to you both. Also, good for you on the job. Grainger is a good outfit. I've been buying stuff from them for years and years. My favorite hardware store does loads of business with you guys (Amesbury Industrial Supply, in Amesbury, oddly enough).

If you have a good marriage and a crap fantasy football record you are winning the big game by tons. The way things are rolling for you right now I suggest you buy a lottery ticket (just one).

Prop 4 is one of those abortion parental-notification initiatives that we have to vote on every goddamned four years here. It always fails. Honestly, I only included it so I'd have a guaranteed smiley face. I'm taking none of the other ones for granted.

Congrats on the wedding. And the job, for that matter. Shit, I wish I could land a job like that one; I'm toiling away at Barnes & Noble, lucky to get 30 hours a week. I've been working there since I was in high school, and now, with a college degree and as a current grad student, I'm still working there; something's not right about that....

Hi. I'm here for the boobs. I was looking around and there really is a group just about for everything. Congratulations on getting married.

Totally agree.

Funny stuff.....I'll let you know if I actually see anyone wearing one.

Ah, thanks. I think we both know that there's more luck involved in winning one of those leagues than anything else, but thanks just the same.

Fine... I WON HAHAHAA!!! YOU SUCK HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Better?

I had to have the Bengals fans at work remind me how one should deal with a regular season loss by one's favorite team. I'd kind of forgotten how since it'd been so long. I figured Bengals fans are used to it and could teach me well.

It is going to be a weird season. I've been telling everyone 12-4 and still winning the division, but that's more shit-talking than confidence. I could see them going 8-8. I could also see Coach making them watch this Dolphins game every Satruday and saying to them, "Remember how shitty it felt to lose, don't do that again." This could motivate them to go 15-1. Who knows.

As far as the Bengals fans go, both games were over by the time I got to work, so they had no gloating time.

Many thanks, Your Holiness.

I live to serve.

You know, I'd really regret that Manny trade if I hadn't been able to turn him in to A-Rod later.