pip

Before I shove my tongue up her ass I have some other ranting to do.

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH RETAIL! And I mean it this time. The immaturity, the irresponsibility and the unprofessionalism have pushed me to the edge. Even at a "good" company it is too much for me to bear. I have ahd enough of this shit and I'm out. Gone. Bye-bye. See ya later alligator! I'm not going into the specifics but just know that sunday the bitch bus rolled into the mall and on monday my boss was a total dick. I'll rant fully about it in the retail group.

So onto



I, Pip, have been humbled and humiliated by the awesome baseball
knowledge of Mylf. I am henceforth to be known as Mylf's bitch until
October 8th. I offer apologies about all claims and bragging done
beforehand. It was not I who kicked ass, but it was my ass that was
handed to me. I would also like to thank Mylf for teaching me my place
in the world and showing me that I am a pathetic and useless bitch
when it comes to knowledge of our national pasttime, and sports in
general as she has also demonstrated her vastly superior knowledge in
football. I should just quit all fantasy sports now, except for the
fact that Mylf would like to kick my ass in football again because she
had such a pleasurable time while doing it. With this loss things are
now back to the natural order of things, with me as her bitch.

Sincerely,
Mylf's bitch
Pip


Happy now? Huh are you? Of course not!

And minimalism you can bet your life I will do everything in my power to get to Hawaii!!